The Colbert Report
The Word - Healthy Appetite
Season 2 • 05/02/2006
Getting fat is the only way to keep the economy healthy.
The Colbert ReportS2 Tip/Wag - Exxon
Stephen wags his finger at Chicago for providing the worst treatment of fowl since Mallard Fillmore's death.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 5/1/06
George Clooney speaking out about Darfur is the worst thing to happen since Paul Newman spoke out against the atrocities of the Hidden Valley ranch.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Spam
Stephen salutes the anniversary of spam e-mail with an addition to his bookshelf.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Drug-Fueled Sex Crime
Stephen is upset that George Clooney has taken it upon himself to be politically active instead of escapist and drug-addled.
The Colbert ReportS2 White House Correspondents' Dinner
Stephen is still excited after coming off one of the greatest weekends of his life at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
The Colbert ReportS2 Jon Meacham
Jon Meacham describes the care the founding fathers took to protect freedom of religious expression without creating a theocracy.
The Colbert ReportS2 Magic!
Magician David Blaine is living in a globe of seawater for a week in Lincoln Center.
The Colbert ReportS2 Mike Huckabee
Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee talks to Stephen about exercise, crystal meth and deep-fried Twinkies.
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen for Press Secretary
Stephen is kidnapped while making his audition tape for White House press secretary.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 5/2/06
Stephen reports on America's obesity problem, immigrant rallies and Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Healthy Appetite
America's obesity is something to be embraced -- if you can get your arms around it.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 5/3/06
In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to author Paul Rieckhoff and Congress recommends dismantling FEMA.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Name Game
Deer have been getting into Michael Chertoff's azaleas, so Stephen sends him some deterrent.
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen's Sound Advice - Gas Prices
Stephen put 10 cans of creamed corn in his tank, and he didn't get anywhere.
The Colbert ReportS2 Alan Town
Whenever there's a protest, Stephen sends a camera crew down to get some footage. Then he sends that footage to the feds.
The Colbert ReportS2 Betterer Know a District - Georgia's 11th - Phil Gingrey Bonus Edition
The Colbert Report presents Rep. Phil Gingrey in a staged reading of "Gone with the Wind."
The Colbert ReportS2 Paul Rieckhoff
The last time Stephen checked, you needed four stars and a condo in Pebble Beach to speak out against the war.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 5/4/06
Stephen reports on Chinese bishops, sits down with Oregon Representative Earl Blumenauer, and discusses golf with Sports Illustrated's Rick Reilly.
The Colbert ReportS2 National Day of Prayer
Stephen explains what you can ask God for on the government-sanctioned National Day of Prayer.
The Colbert ReportS2 Exclusive - Better Know a District - Oregon's 3rd - Earl Blumenauer
Stephen asks Congressman Earl Blumenauer about Jack Kevorkian: great doctor or the greatest doctor?
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