The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

This Just In - The Gorilla Can't Help It

Season 3 • 01/20/1999

Put down that rock, you damn dirty ape.

More

Watching

01:16

This Just In - Piece of Tail
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

NASA launches their newest endeavor, Operation Stardust, so that they can learn more about comets, other worlds and how to destroy those other worlds.
01/19/1999
00:46

Headlines - Rotten to the C.O.R.E.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

Chicago Cub Sammy Sosa turned down a request to appear at a C.O.R.E. fundraiser when they failed to meet his over-the-top demands.
01/19/1999
02:28

Public Excess - Entertainment's Kings and Queens
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

Betty and Elton White sing in skimpy outfits, Pete Philipopolis presents a moving monologue, Aurilia Desire and Strive sing an electrifying duet, and Sandy Kane dances.
01/19/1999
00:26

Recap - 1/20/99
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

Will Latrell Sprewell make it as a New York Knick?
01/20/1999
05:02

Michael Stipe
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

Michael Stipe is an American geek and he makes a living out of it.
01/20/1999
02:30

Back in Black - Prostitution in Taiwan
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

In Taiwan, the world's oldest profession is in trouble.
01/20/1999
01:29

Other News - The Trouble with Dribbles
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

Dennis Rodman is taking time off from basketball to make films.
01/20/1999
00:19

Moment of Zen - Jennifer Dunn
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

Jennifer Dunn is the whitest woman in America.
01/20/1999
01:56

Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Lewinsky
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

Jon is forced to address the false statements made on last night's Daily Show and make apologies.
01/20/1999
05:08

Headlines - Impeach Impediment '99 - State of the Union
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

President Bill Clinton says that the state of our union is strong.
01/20/1999
02:03

This Just In - The Gorilla Can't Help It
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

The Bronx Zoo is being sued by a family that claims a gorilla brutally pelted them with rocks.
01/20/1999
00:58

This Just In - Low Riders in the Sky
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

Puerto Rican police have introduced a 200-foot long blimp that will patrol for drug smugglers.
01/21/1999
00:17

Recap - 1/21/99
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

When will Denny's just admit they don't like minorities?
01/21/1999
01:03

Headlines - Mole in the Hole
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

Cindy Crawford and Randy Gerber announced they are expecting their first child, making it a sad day for men whose fantasy lives depend on believing Cindy is still a virgin.
01/21/1999
02:46

The Church of Bozo
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

Laura Kightlinger's eyes are opened and her faith is renewed when she sees Bozo the Clown in the window of a Southern California church.
01/21/1999
02:17

Clinton Impeachment Trial
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

Closing defense arguments in the Clinton impeachment trial will be delivered by a small boy trapped in a well.
01/21/1999
00:22

Moment of Zen - Dan Quayle
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

An elementary school teacher introduces former Vice President Dan Quayle to her class as the current vice president.
01/21/1999
05:56

The Definitive Interview - Carmen Electra
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

Carmen Electra tells Jon how she got her name while working on an album produced by "The Artist."
01/21/1999
01:12

Headlines - Grand MuSlam Breakfast
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

Two Muslim men have filed a discrimination suit against a Denny's in Montana because employees slipped ham and bacon into their meals not once, but two hilarious times.
01/21/1999
01:24

Other News - Orbituary
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

Because Pluto is more akin to the earth's moon, proms on Neptune are always ruined by pranksters who "Pluto" their classmates.
01/21/1999
01:47

A Hastily Thrown Together Editorial - Tobacco
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

Kids -- take it from cable television's Jon Stewart: don't smoke. And while you're at it, save yourself for marriage.
01/21/1999
You may also like5 Videos
Trailer
01:49

"South Park: Snow Day!" Trailer
South Park

Join your favorite South Park characters as they fight for neighborhood dominance during a blizzard in "South Park: Snow Day!," available now.
03/26/2024
Trailer
00:28

Make the Most of a Day Off with "South Park: Snow Day!"
South ParkS26

Join Cartman and the neighborhood kids as they battle Stan, who has his own ideas about the rules of their fantasy game, in the "South Park: Snow Day!" video game, now available to preorder.
12/21/2023
Trailer
01:00

"Star Trek: very Short Treks" Has Lightyears of Laughs
Star Trek: very Short TreksS1

Relive the classic vibe of "Star Trek: The Animated Series," and join Riker, Spock and more Starfleet faces on the bite-sized journeys of "Star Trek: very Short Treks," now streaming.
11/22/2023
Trailer
01:00

Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack

A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
10/12/2022
Trailer
01:41

This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed Friends
Cursed Friends

Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
10/10/2022