The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Pre-Moistened Wipes Pt. 1

Season 5 • 01/24/2001

Breaking News: Cottonelle releases America's first and only pre-moistened wipe on a roll.

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02:17

Plight of the Iguana
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Jon Stewart reports on a large oil spill near the Galapagos Islands, which endangers his favorite species: boobies.
01/23/2001
01:30

Ground Zero
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Steve Carell relates a water cooler incident between two life insurance workers arguing about last night's Golden Globe winners, "Gladiator" and "Erin Brockovich."
01/23/2001
04:29

Terry Bradshaw
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Terry Bradshaw and Stephen Colbert talk about Terry's new television show and trade impressions of bad Southern doctors.
01/24/2001
03:10

At the White House
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Covering the White House, Stephen Colbert cuts through the fog of information and facts and gets to the real story. The story is that Stephen Colbert is at the White House.
01/24/2001
03:05

Back In Black - George W. Bush's Inauguration
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Ricky Martin acts at the fool at George W. Bush's inauguration.
01/24/2001
01:10

Other News - Miseducation of Capitol Hill
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President George W. Bush proposes a multi-million dollar education plan and calls for students to be tested not on what they know but who they know.
01/24/2001
01:32

Cat and Mouse Game
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The officials chasing the Texas fugitives could've let them go, but then they'd have to let them all go.
01/24/2001
01:07

Pre-Moistened Wipes Pt. 2
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Steve Carell commends the creators of Cottonelle's pre-moistened wipes for taking an act that used to be a chore and making it a whole lot of moist fun.
01/24/2001
00:20

Moment of Zen - Colbert loves Helen Thomas
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Stephen Colbert and White House press corps member Helen Thomas are in love.
01/24/2001
03:48

Headlines - Unfree At Last
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There must be something about a prison system so bad that prisoners would want to escape it.
01/24/2001
01:33

Pre-Moistened Wipes Pt. 1
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Cottonelle's new patented dispenser blends into any decor; your friends will hardly even know it's there.
01/24/2001
02:28

Super Domestic Violence Catalyst
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Super Bowl XXXV has brought about several dramatic story lines, none of which have anything to do with football.
01/25/2001
01:16

NyQuil
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Jon was told he didn't host last night's show. His explanation NyQuil.
01/25/2001
04:57

Topher Grace
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Topher Grace gives the movie Wild Wild West 11 out 4 Apples on his Big Apple scale, and that's out of four!!!
01/25/2001
01:55

Blown Jobs
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Massive layoffs in the technology field have many logging on to ww.fired.wwwoutofloserwork.help.org
01/25/2001
02:30

Popular Music Omnibus - Star Track
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Jennifer Lopez and Sean "Puffy" Combs dissolve a relationship that started as a crush, but over time blossomed into something deeply commercial.
01/25/2001
04:32

Raven Mad
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Steve Carell investigates how the cities of New York and Baltimore are handling the hype surrounding Super Bowl XXXV.
01/25/2001
00:08

Moment of Zen - Fan-tastic
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A New York Giant fan makes his Super Bowl XXXV prediction.
01/25/2001
01:43

With Friends Like These...
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Stephen Colbert sings the praises of AOL Time Warner's upper management and offers advice for who to layoff.
01/25/2001
00:47

Recap - 1/29/01
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Jon recaps with a clip of Ray Lewis, Super Bowl XXXV's MVP, and previews tomorrow night's segments.
01/29/2001
05:23

Super Bowl XXXV, Super Domestic Violence Catalyst
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Jon talks about the violence and silliness of football, while going over the highlights of last night's Super Bowl XXXV.
01/29/2001
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