The Colbert Report
The Word - Caveat Emptor
Season 2 E 113 • 09/13/2006
If you bought something, it is worth buying, ipso facto.
Green Screen Challenge - EntryThe Colbert ReportS2 E112
Stephen talks about a recent entry to the green screen challenge and explains how you can enter, too.
Sign Off - Special EpisodeThe Colbert ReportS2 E112
Tomorrow will be a special Colbert Report -- just like all of them.
The Word - Missed OpportunityThe Colbert ReportS2 E112
To keep the American people scared, Stephen suggests taking the 14 captured terrorists on a personal appearance tour: Monsters of Terror '06.
Intro - 9/12/06The Colbert ReportS2 E112
President Bush can't seem to open a door without an explosion and a Jedi Stephen.
Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 3rd - Richard SextonThe Colbert ReportS2 E112
Stephen meets with Democratic challenger Richard Sexton and helps him plan for the congratulatory phone call to his opponent when he loses.
Formidable Opponent - Iraq WithdrawalThe Colbert ReportS2 E113
We have to wait for the cake of a democratic Middle East to rise. If you pull it out of the oven too soon, the cake will fall.
Sign Off - CigarettesThe Colbert ReportS2 E113
What other industry would give us more of what we crave for free, and keep it a secret?
Ken JenningsThe Colbert ReportS2 E113
"Brainiac" author and "Jeopardy" champ Ken Jennings tells Stephen what it's like knowing things no one else cares about.
The ColmandosThe Colbert ReportS2 E113
Stephen sends his crack team of commandos -- the Colmandos -- to rescue his son.
Intro - 9/13/06The Colbert ReportS2 E113
The author of "A Million Little Pieces" agrees to refund money to dissatisfied readers, and Stephen hopes Dan Brown is listening.
The Word - Caveat EmptorThe Colbert ReportS2 E113
If you're one of the suckers who bought "A Million Little Pieces," don't act like a victim, victimize someone else.
Tip/Wag - NASAThe Colbert ReportS2 E114
NASA, it's your job to get the president to Mars, even if that means building a giant space cannon.
Sexy PhotoThe Colbert ReportS2 E114
Condoleezza Rice may or may not be dating Canadian Foreign Minister Peter MacKay.
Bridge ContestThe Colbert ReportS2 E114
Stephen wins a contest to have a Hungarian bridge named after him.
Hungarian Bridge - Andras SimonyiThe Colbert ReportS2 E114
Before the new Hungarian bridge can be named after Stephen, two criteria must be met.
Sign Off - Get On It, NationThe Colbert ReportS2 E114
Stephen has one bridge named after him in Hungary, but none in America.
Bill SimmonsThe Colbert ReportS2 E114
EPSN's Bill Simmons obsesses over sports at the expense of every other part of his life, like most people.
Intro - 9/14/06The Colbert ReportS2 E114
Senator George Allen reaches out to minorities, and NASA goes back into space.
George AllenThe Colbert ReportS2 E114
Senator George Allen puts all those questions of racism behind him when he holds an ethnic rally.
Intro - 9/18/06The Colbert ReportS2 E115
In tonight's episode, President Bush wants to water down the Geneva Convention, Stephen talks to playwright Will Power, and an all-new Tek Jansen short.
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