The Colbert Report

The Word - Caveat Emptor

Season 2 E 113 • 09/13/2006

If you bought something, it is worth buying, ipso facto.

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00:55

Green Screen Challenge - Entry
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Stephen talks about a recent entry to the green screen challenge and explains how you can enter, too.
09/12/2006
00:08

Sign Off - Special Episode
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Tomorrow will be a special Colbert Report -- just like all of them.
09/12/2006
04:21

The Word - Missed Opportunity
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To keep the American people scared, Stephen suggests taking the 14 captured terrorists on a personal appearance tour: Monsters of Terror '06.
09/12/2006
00:20

Intro - 9/12/06
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President Bush can't seem to open a door without an explosion and a Jedi Stephen.
09/12/2006
07:36

Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 3rd - Richard Sexton
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Stephen meets with Democratic challenger Richard Sexton and helps him plan for the congratulatory phone call to his opponent when he loses.
09/12/2006
03:31

Formidable Opponent - Iraq Withdrawal
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We have to wait for the cake of a democratic Middle East to rise. If you pull it out of the oven too soon, the cake will fall.
09/13/2006
01:22

Sign Off - Cigarettes
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What other industry would give us more of what we crave for free, and keep it a secret?
09/13/2006
06:50

Ken Jennings
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"Brainiac" author and "Jeopardy" champ Ken Jennings tells Stephen what it's like knowing things no one else cares about.
09/13/2006
03:44

The Colmandos
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Stephen sends his crack team of commandos -- the Colmandos -- to rescue his son.
09/13/2006
00:30

Intro - 9/13/06
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The author of "A Million Little Pieces" agrees to refund money to dissatisfied readers, and Stephen hopes Dan Brown is listening.
09/13/2006
04:11

The Word - Caveat Emptor
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If you're one of the suckers who bought "A Million Little Pieces," don't act like a victim, victimize someone else.
09/13/2006
02:38

Tip/Wag - NASA
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NASA, it's your job to get the president to Mars, even if that means building a giant space cannon.
09/14/2006
02:48

Sexy Photo
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Condoleezza Rice may or may not be dating Canadian Foreign Minister Peter MacKay.
09/14/2006
01:35

Bridge Contest
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Stephen wins a contest to have a Hungarian bridge named after him.
09/14/2006
03:53

Hungarian Bridge - Andras Simonyi
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Before the new Hungarian bridge can be named after Stephen, two criteria must be met.
09/14/2006
00:14

Sign Off - Get On It, Nation
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Stephen has one bridge named after him in Hungary, but none in America.
09/14/2006
05:52

Bill Simmons
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EPSN's Bill Simmons obsesses over sports at the expense of every other part of his life, like most people.
09/14/2006
00:28

Intro - 9/14/06
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Senator George Allen reaches out to minorities, and NASA goes back into space.
09/14/2006
02:15

George Allen
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Senator George Allen puts all those questions of racism behind him when he holds an ethnic rally.
09/14/2006
00:29

Intro - 9/18/06
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In tonight's episode, President Bush wants to water down the Geneva Convention, Stephen talks to playwright Will Power, and an all-new Tek Jansen short.
09/18/2006
07:04

Will Power
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Stephen asks hip-hop performer Will Power the difference between rap and hip-hop.
09/18/2006
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