The Colbert Report
The Word - Caveat Emptor
Season 2 E 113 • 09/13/2006
If you bought something, it is worth buying, ipso facto.
The Colbert ReportS2 E112Green Screen Challenge - Entry
Stephen talks about a recent entry to the green screen challenge and explains how you can enter, too.
The Colbert ReportS2 E112Sign Off - Special Episode
Tomorrow will be a special Colbert Report -- just like all of them.
The Colbert ReportS2 E112The Word - Missed Opportunity
To keep the American people scared, Stephen suggests taking the 14 captured terrorists on a personal appearance tour: Monsters of Terror '06.
The Colbert ReportS2 E112Intro - 9/12/06
President Bush can't seem to open a door without an explosion and a Jedi Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS2 E112Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 3rd - Richard Sexton
Stephen meets with Democratic challenger Richard Sexton and helps him plan for the congratulatory phone call to his opponent when he loses.
The Colbert ReportS2 E113Formidable Opponent - Iraq Withdrawal
We have to wait for the cake of a democratic Middle East to rise. If you pull it out of the oven too soon, the cake will fall.
The Colbert ReportS2 E113Sign Off - Cigarettes
What other industry would give us more of what we crave for free, and keep it a secret?
The Colbert ReportS2 E113Ken Jennings
"Brainiac" author and "Jeopardy" champ Ken Jennings tells Stephen what it's like knowing things no one else cares about.
The Colbert ReportS2 E113The Colmandos
Stephen sends his crack team of commandos -- the Colmandos -- to rescue his son.
The Colbert ReportS2 E113Intro - 9/13/06
The author of "A Million Little Pieces" agrees to refund money to dissatisfied readers, and Stephen hopes Dan Brown is listening.
The Colbert ReportS2 E113The Word - Caveat Emptor
If you're one of the suckers who bought "A Million Little Pieces," don't act like a victim, victimize someone else.
The Colbert ReportS2 E114Tip/Wag - NASA
NASA, it's your job to get the president to Mars, even if that means building a giant space cannon.
The Colbert ReportS2 E114Sexy Photo
Condoleezza Rice may or may not be dating Canadian Foreign Minister Peter MacKay.
The Colbert ReportS2 E114Bridge Contest
Stephen wins a contest to have a Hungarian bridge named after him.
The Colbert ReportS2 E114Hungarian Bridge - Andras Simonyi
Before the new Hungarian bridge can be named after Stephen, two criteria must be met.
The Colbert ReportS2 E114Sign Off - Get On It, Nation
Stephen has one bridge named after him in Hungary, but none in America.
The Colbert ReportS2 E114Bill Simmons
EPSN's Bill Simmons obsesses over sports at the expense of every other part of his life, like most people.
The Colbert ReportS2 E114Intro - 9/14/06
Senator George Allen reaches out to minorities, and NASA goes back into space.
The Colbert ReportS2 E114George Allen
Senator George Allen puts all those questions of racism behind him when he holds an ethnic rally.
The Colbert ReportS2 E115Intro - 9/18/06
In tonight's episode, President Bush wants to water down the Geneva Convention, Stephen talks to playwright Will Power, and an all-new Tek Jansen short.
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