The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 9 • 10/04/2004
According to Dr. Phil, Elgin, Texas is America's most f*cked up small town.
The Squabble In Coral GablesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
John Kerry gets off to a riveting start during a presidential debate in Coral Gables, Florida.
Squabble in Coral Gables - Campaign CorrespondentsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Since George W. Bush wasn't reduced to tears in the debate, the Republicans are considering it a success.
Squabble in Coral Gables - Undecided VotersThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Correspondent Samantha Bee thanks undecided voters for helping her decide that she is going to drown herself in a bucket.
The Squabble in Coral Gables - General Wesley ClarkThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
General Wesley Clark believes John Kerry has convinced the American people that he is the right choice for president.
Archbishop Desmond TutuThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Archbishop Desmond Tutu hopes for America not to export bombs, but compassion and generosity.
Intro - Killed From UnderneathThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Archbishop Desmond Tutu deserved his Nobel Peace Prize and Henry Kissinger's was given to him ironically.
Dr. Phil and GeorgeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
President George W. Bush and his wife joined Dr. Phil and his wife for a soft focus, Texas drawl-off.
Indecision 2004 - Assface of the YearThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Even the right-leaning New York Post conceded that John Kerry was the winner of the debate, although they noted this with an asterisk which read: "...of Assface of the Year."
Moment of Zen - DoomedThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Dr. Phil tells a couple that they are doomed to a life of fear.
Gaywatch - Gay MarriageThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Belgium and the Netherlands have not only legalized same sex marriage but have also moved in together.
Kill PhilThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Dr. Phil doesn't want to "get real" with The Daily Show and has a bit of a douche complex.
How HighThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Paul Allen's SpaceShipOne completes the first privately-financed, manned flight into space.
Moment of Zen - Nerds Win the PennantThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
The SpaceShipOne crew celebrates their successful flight by pouring champagne on each other.
Mess O'Potamia - Not Enough TroopsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Former Coalition Provisional Authority head L. Paul Bremer tells a private audience that the Iraq war was mishandled and should have been fought with more troops.
Helms - Fire on the Mountain?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Ed Helms explains the complex chemical reactions taking place within Washington's Mount St. Helens.
Intro - Vice Presidential DebateThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Jon previews tomorrow's show, which will include footage of Dick Cheney swallowing John Edwards whole at the vice presidential debate.
Mess O'Potamia - You Forgot PolandThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Less than a week after George W. Bush attacked John Kerry for forgetting Poland, Poland decides to leave the coalition of the willing.
Preview - 10/6/04The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Jon previews tomorrow night's show, featuring the vice presidential debates, Bob Schieffer from CBS News and the Red Sox's playoff chances.
Billy Bob ThorntonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Billy Bob Thornton discusses his role in "Friday Night Lights" and his new baby.
Corddry - Global TestThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Rob Corddry discusses the fundamental flaw of the Kerry campaign - John Kerry's inability to say what the Republicans say he said.
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