The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 9 • 10/04/2004
According to Dr. Phil, Elgin, Texas is America's most f*cked up small town.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 The Squabble In Coral Gables
John Kerry gets off to a riveting start during a presidential debate in Coral Gables, Florida.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Squabble in Coral Gables - Campaign Correspondents
Since George W. Bush wasn't reduced to tears in the debate, the Republicans are considering it a success.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Squabble in Coral Gables - Undecided Voters
Correspondent Samantha Bee thanks undecided voters for helping her decide that she is going to drown herself in a bucket.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 The Squabble in Coral Gables - General Wesley Clark
General Wesley Clark believes John Kerry has convinced the American people that he is the right choice for president.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Archbishop Desmond Tutu
Archbishop Desmond Tutu hopes for America not to export bombs, but compassion and generosity.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Intro - Killed From Underneath
Archbishop Desmond Tutu deserved his Nobel Peace Prize and Henry Kissinger's was given to him ironically.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Dr. Phil and George
President George W. Bush and his wife joined Dr. Phil and his wife for a soft focus, Texas drawl-off.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Indecision 2004 - Assface of the Year
Even the right-leaning New York Post conceded that John Kerry was the winner of the debate, although they noted this with an asterisk which read: "...of Assface of the Year."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Moment of Zen - Doomed
Dr. Phil tells a couple that they are doomed to a life of fear.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Gaywatch - Gay Marriage
Belgium and the Netherlands have not only legalized same sex marriage but have also moved in together.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Kill Phil
Dr. Phil doesn't want to "get real" with The Daily Show and has a bit of a douche complex.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 How High
Paul Allen's SpaceShipOne completes the first privately-financed, manned flight into space.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Moment of Zen - Nerds Win the Pennant
The SpaceShipOne crew celebrates their successful flight by pouring champagne on each other.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Mess O'Potamia - Not Enough Troops
Former Coalition Provisional Authority head L. Paul Bremer tells a private audience that the Iraq war was mishandled and should have been fought with more troops.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Helms - Fire on the Mountain?
Ed Helms explains the complex chemical reactions taking place within Washington's Mount St. Helens.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Intro - Vice Presidential Debate
Jon previews tomorrow's show, which will include footage of Dick Cheney swallowing John Edwards whole at the vice presidential debate.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Mess O'Potamia - You Forgot Poland
Less than a week after George W. Bush attacked John Kerry for forgetting Poland, Poland decides to leave the coalition of the willing.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Preview - 10/6/04
Jon previews tomorrow night's show, featuring the vice presidential debates, Bob Schieffer from CBS News and the Red Sox's playoff chances.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Billy Bob Thornton
Billy Bob Thornton discusses his role in "Friday Night Lights" and his new baby.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Corddry - Global Test
Rob Corddry discusses the fundamental flaw of the Kerry campaign - John Kerry's inability to say what the Republicans say he said.