The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

The "L" Word

Season 8 • 03/04/2004

The American League of Lobbyists lobbies for the lobby lobby.

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41st King

Stephen Colbert suggests that with John Kerry's nomination, forces are in motion in the Bush campaign.
03/03/2004
01:55

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Kerry Edwards

John Kerry and John Edwards used to be rivals but now they sing each other's praises.
03/03/2004
05:28

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Rudolph Giuliani Pt. 1

Rudolph Giuliani thinks John Kerry and George W. Bush are honest, decent men who have different philosophies.
03/03/2004
00:25

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Indecision 2004 - John Kerry Celebrity Explosion

The Kerry charisma has charmed many of Hollywood's finest into an endorsement.
03/04/2004
00:13

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Moment of Zen - Happy Birthday, Nation!

Moafaq Al-Rubaie announces the birth of a new Iraq.
03/04/2004
04:15

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Mess O'Potamia - Rights Here, Rights Now

Good news and bad news in Iraq this week: bad news in the form of bombing attacks and good news that, as of Monday, those attacks are illegal.
03/04/2004
05:06

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Willem Dafoe

By not saying if he's going to be Green Goblin again, Willem Dafoe is saying he will be the Green Goblin again.
03/04/2004
03:18

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Back in Black - Passion for Torture

Lewis Black won't go to see "Passion of the Christ" because he can't stand a sob story that isn't his own.
03/04/2004
01:41

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Solemnizing

The Mayor of New Paltz was brought up on charges for "illegally solemnizing a marriage."
03/04/2004
00:32

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Preview - 3/9/04

Jon Stewart ends the show for the night and previews the guest and stories for next week.
03/04/2004
04:20

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The "L" Word

In this case the lobbyists are like Frankenstein: harmless, misunderstood and stitched together from dead body parts.
03/04/2004
03:14

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Illegally Blonde

Martha Stewart is found guilty of obstructing justice, making false statements and poorly accessorizing.
03/08/2004
02:41

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Business Reek

Attorney General John Ashcroft takes a break from monitoring everything everywhere to comment on the Worldcom case.
03/08/2004
01:07

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Bear

Jon feels the bear used in last night's episode of "The Sopranos" was unrealistic.
03/08/2004
03:21

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Jack-Ass Reporting

With no cell phones or cameras allowed in the courthouse for the verdict, seasoned reporters turn to red scarves.
03/08/2004
05:09

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Val Kilmer

A polar bear in Central Park once waved to Val Kilmer.
03/08/2004
03:19

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Martha Convicted

Be sure to catch Stephen Colbert's special report on Martha Stewart's private life, tomorrow night at 7 on "Martha Stewart: Under the Linen."
03/08/2004
00:11

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Moment of Zen - Flag Wavers

Reporters scurry out the courthouse waving red scarves to report the Martha Stewart verdict.
03/08/2004
02:40

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Rights Here, Rights Now

After decades of tyranny, democracy is back in Iraq, if by democracy you mean a temporary set of guidelines signed by unelected members of the U.S. appointed governing body.
03/09/2004
03:48

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See Spot Run

George W. Bush's new ad campaign contains the most disturbing image ever shown in a campaign commercial, eclipsing Bob Dole's infamous 1996 talking belly button man
03/09/2004
07:24

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Ed Gillespie

If George W. Bush isn't elected in November, Ed Gillespie is out of a job.
03/09/2004
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