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The Colbert Report
Intro - 1/18/11
Season 7 • 01/18/2011
Stephen wants to reform education by making American kids Chinese so they're smarter.
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00:05
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - New York Post
Stephen signs off with the New York Post.
01/17/2011
06:38
The Colbert Report
S7
Sherry Turkle
Sherry Turkle doesn't want to get rid of technology, but she thinks it's time to put it in its place.
01/17/2011
00:32
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 1/17/11
Stephen examines gun control, unveils a new portrait and talks to Sherry Turkle about alienating technology.
01/17/2011
06:00
The Colbert Report
S7
Art Stephen Up Challenge - Wade Hampton
Stephen critiques a couple masterpiece submissions and unveils Wade Hampton's portrait rendering above the mantel.
01/17/2011
03:51
The Colbert Report
S7
The Word - Run for Your Life
Dan Burton proposes a bulletproof Congressional plexiglass dome, and Peter King wants to keep guns 1,000 feet from federal officials.
01/17/2011
06:53
The Colbert Report
S7
Cornel West
Cornel West wants the love to flow so that poor people will have the same dignity as investment bankers.
01/18/2011
04:11
The Colbert Report
S7
Mika Brzezinski Experiences Palin Fatigue
Mika Brzezinski thinks Sarah Palin's speeches are coded talking points mixed in with words picked up at random from a thesaurus.
01/18/2011
00:10
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Coma Cozy
Stephen signs off with his Coma Cozy.
01/18/2011
03:31
The Colbert Report
S7
Coma Cozy
The Coma Cozy comes with a feeding tube hole and a warm fleece catheter for effortless cocoon living.
01/18/2011
04:53
The Colbert Report
S7
The Word - Disintegration
North Carolina Tea Partiers want to reverse socially engineered progress until things get so bad for the poor that they can't be ignored.
01/18/2011
00:30
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 1/18/11
Stephen wants to make American children Chinese and assumes Cornel West's book is about Obama joining the circus.
01/18/2011
04:07
The Colbert Report
S7
Shout Out - Preston Pysh
Preston Pysh receives the single highest honor a member of the military can receive from a civilian: the Colbert Bump of Honor.
01/19/2011
05:46
The Colbert Report
S7
Tip/Wag - Four Loko & Horoscopes
Four Loko finds a new way to make money off their liver-destroying gutter swill, and horoscopes are off by one month.
01/19/2011
04:47
The Colbert Report
S7
Ron Reagan
Ron Reagan helps Stephen remember that his father raised taxes and provided amnesty to illegal immigrants.
01/19/2011
00:31
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 1/19/11
Stephen wants someone to open his present from Afghanistan and asks Ron Reagan about which president he wrote his memoir.
01/19/2011
00:54
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - I Eat America (And So Can You!) Recall
Stephen announces a recall of "I Eat America (And So Can You!)" due to a production error beyond his control.
01/19/2011
04:20
The Colbert Report
S7
Black-Tie Dinner for Hu Jintao
President Obama's black-tie dinner for Hu Jintao should have been a sweatpants potluck with box wine and a sleeve of Oreos.
01/19/2011
00:21
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Donald Pellview
Stephen thanks his understudy, Donald Pellview, for filling in for him tonight.
01/20/2011
03:42
The Colbert Report
S7
50th Anniversary of JFK's Inaugural Address
On the 50th anniversary of John F. Kennedy's "Ask Not" inaugural address, the all-American pundit panel tears Camelot a new hole.
01/20/2011
05:24
The Colbert Report
S7
State Budget Shortfalls - Christine Todd Whitman
Christine Todd Whitman explains what services she would cut first if she were the governor of one of the 46 states facing budget deficits.
01/20/2011
06:30
The Colbert Report
S7
Chris Matthews
Chris Matthews remembers John F. Kennedy as a war hero who was the first president to stand up for civil rights.
01/20/2011
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