The Colbert Report

Intro - 1/18/11

Season 7 • 01/18/2011

Stephen wants to reform education by making American kids Chinese so they're smarter.

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00:05

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Sign Off - New York Post

Stephen signs off with the New York Post.
01/17/2011
06:38

The Colbert ReportS7
Sherry Turkle

Sherry Turkle doesn't want to get rid of technology, but she thinks it's time to put it in its place.
01/17/2011
00:32

The Colbert ReportS7
Intro - 1/17/11

Stephen examines gun control, unveils a new portrait and talks to Sherry Turkle about alienating technology.
01/17/2011
06:00

The Colbert ReportS7
Art Stephen Up Challenge - Wade Hampton

Stephen critiques a couple masterpiece submissions and unveils Wade Hampton's portrait rendering above the mantel.
01/17/2011
03:51

The Colbert ReportS7
The Word - Run for Your Life

Dan Burton proposes a bulletproof Congressional plexiglass dome, and Peter King wants to keep guns 1,000 feet from federal officials.
01/17/2011
06:53

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Cornel West

Cornel West wants the love to flow so that poor people will have the same dignity as investment bankers.
01/18/2011
04:11

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Mika Brzezinski Experiences Palin Fatigue

Mika Brzezinski thinks Sarah Palin's speeches are coded talking points mixed in with words picked up at random from a thesaurus.
01/18/2011
00:10

The Colbert ReportS7
Sign Off - Coma Cozy

Stephen signs off with his Coma Cozy.
01/18/2011
03:31

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Coma Cozy

The Coma Cozy comes with a feeding tube hole and a warm fleece catheter for effortless cocoon living.
01/18/2011
04:53

The Colbert ReportS7
The Word - Disintegration

North Carolina Tea Partiers want to reverse socially engineered progress until things get so bad for the poor that they can't be ignored.
01/18/2011
00:30

The Colbert ReportS7
Intro - 1/18/11

Stephen wants to make American children Chinese and assumes Cornel West's book is about Obama joining the circus.
01/18/2011
04:07

The Colbert ReportS7
Shout Out - Preston Pysh

Preston Pysh receives the single highest honor a member of the military can receive from a civilian: the Colbert Bump of Honor.
01/19/2011
05:46

The Colbert ReportS7
Tip/Wag - Four Loko & Horoscopes

Four Loko finds a new way to make money off their liver-destroying gutter swill, and horoscopes are off by one month.
01/19/2011
04:47

The Colbert ReportS7
Ron Reagan

Ron Reagan helps Stephen remember that his father raised taxes and provided amnesty to illegal immigrants.
01/19/2011
00:31

The Colbert ReportS7
Intro - 1/19/11

Stephen wants someone to open his present from Afghanistan and asks Ron Reagan about which president he wrote his memoir.
01/19/2011
00:54

The Colbert ReportS7
Sign Off - I Eat America (And So Can You!) Recall

Stephen announces a recall of "I Eat America (And So Can You!)" due to a production error beyond his control.
01/19/2011
04:20

The Colbert ReportS7
Black-Tie Dinner for Hu Jintao

President Obama's black-tie dinner for Hu Jintao should have been a sweatpants potluck with box wine and a sleeve of Oreos.
01/19/2011
00:21

The Colbert ReportS7
Sign Off - Donald Pellview

Stephen thanks his understudy, Donald Pellview, for filling in for him tonight.
01/20/2011
03:42

The Colbert ReportS7
50th Anniversary of JFK's Inaugural Address

On the 50th anniversary of John F. Kennedy's "Ask Not" inaugural address, the all-American pundit panel tears Camelot a new hole.
01/20/2011
05:24

The Colbert ReportS7
State Budget Shortfalls - Christine Todd Whitman

Christine Todd Whitman explains what services she would cut first if she were the governor of one of the 46 states facing budget deficits.
01/20/2011
06:30

The Colbert ReportS7
Chris Matthews

Chris Matthews remembers John F. Kennedy as a war hero who was the first president to stand up for civil rights.
01/20/2011
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