The Colbert Report
The Word - Happy Endings
Season 7 • 09/06/2011
Americans can break out of their national blues by knowing how their stories end.
The Colbert ReportS7 Colbert Super PAC - PARRY-with-an-A-GATE! - Day 6 - We May Have Did It!
Rick Parry might be the only write-in candidate to rank in the Ames straw poll top 10, but the Iowa GOP refuses to release the results for public scrutiny.
The Colbert ReportS7 Anderson Cooper's Kryptonite
If "Depard-two" tickled Anderson Cooper's funny bone, Stephen has just the thing to slit his jocular vein.
The Colbert ReportS7 Colbert Super PAC - PARRY-with-an-A-GATE! - Day 6 - WOI in Des Moines Reports
Stephen goes live via satellite to The Colbert Report's local affiliate in Des Moines, WOI, for the latest on the Rick Parry write-in scandal.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - WOI in Des Moines
Stephen reminds Colbert Nation to tune into The Colbert Report's Des Moines affiliate station, WOI.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 8/18/11
The Iowa straw poll has become an empty dirt field, Anderson Cooper loses his composure, and computer hacker Kevin Mitnick discusses technology.
The Colbert ReportS7 Kevin Mitnick
Once the world's most wanted hacker, Kevin Mitnick talks about his start as a phone prankster and his years as a government fugitive.
The Colbert ReportS7 Michele Bachmann's Natural Disaster Metaphor
In Michele Bachmann's metaphor, God represents the American people, politicians represent themselves, and the hurricane represents the earthquake.
The Colbert ReportS7 Cheating Death - Placebocisers & Vaxamalgam
The American Council on Exercise finds that toning shoes offer no benefits, and pharmaceutical companies create two-for-one combination pills to extend their patents.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Placebocisers
Stephen puts on Prescott Orthopedics' shin-core toning Placebociser.
The Colbert ReportS7 Tim Pawlenty
Tim Pawlenty discusses his reasons for dropping out of the presidential race and endorses Stephen in the 2012 election.
The Colbert ReportS7 The Word - Happy Endings
Since people know how everything ends, they can either worry or they can enjoy the show.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Stephen Uses His iPad
Stephen takes a break from his iPad to say good night.
The Colbert ReportS7 This Weak in National Secowardty
Whenever terrorists come up with a new way to attack air travel, the TSA finds innovative ways to overreact, but all that security is about to disappear.
The Colbert ReportS7 Robin Wright
Robin Wright believes that, by rejecting extremism, Muslims have created the most important political turning point of the early 21st century.
The Colbert ReportS7 Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial Paraphrase
Controversy develops around the Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial, and not just because the sculptor mistakenly made him white.
The Colbert ReportS7 PARRY-with-an-A-GATE! - Day 26 - Update
WOI station manager and men's room Emmy fluffer Ray Cole sends an update on the Rick Parry write-in scandal.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 9/7/11
Controversy erupts over a DC monument, Des Moines may be hiding something, and Robin Wright discusses her book on the Arab Spring.
The Colbert ReportS7 Barack Obama's Jobs Speech
To reach the unemployed, Barack Obama should deliver his speech when the unemployed are watching TV: at 3 a.m., right after a Slap Chop commercial.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Old Milwaukee Beer
Stephen says good night and sips from his can of Old Milwaukee.
The Colbert ReportS7 Republican Presidential Debate Media Coverage
All the 2012 election media coverage until now has been bulls**t, but everything from here out is crucial, life-or-death stuff.
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