The Colbert Report
Leg Wrestling Rematch
Season 5 • 01/08/2009
Stephen accepts Jason Chaffetz's leg wrestling rematch challenge.
The Word - Statute of LibertyThe Colbert ReportS5
If Barack Obama wants people to get the justice they were denied in the past, he should get someone to deny their civil rights now.
Dr. Gupta's Penis PyramidThe Colbert ReportS5
If Sanjay Gupta gets appointed as surgeon general he'll change the food pyramid.
Tip/Wag - Cocaine HoneyThe Colbert ReportS5
Now we know that the missing honeybees are in the bathroom doing a bump.
Che StadiumThe Colbert ReportS5
Benicio Del Toro is here to promote his new movie about the building of Che Stadium.
Lawrence LessigThe Colbert ReportS5
Lawrence Lessig says the outdated copyright laws have turned our kids into criminals.
New York Times Abandons DignityThe Colbert ReportS5
The New York Times drops to its knees in a back alley for 20 bucks like the rest of us.
Yahweh or No Way - Roland BurrisThe Colbert ReportS5
You can hear Rod Blagojevich's entire conversation with God on the FBI wiretap.
Intro - 1/8/09The Colbert ReportS5
Does God speak directly to us? Stephen will tell you His answer.
Leg Wrestling RematchThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen will take on Jason Chaffetz and the entire KSTU Fox 13 news team.
Intro - 1/12/09The Colbert ReportS5
In his last press conference, President Bush admits to the biggest mistake of his presidency: holding press conferences.
Anthony RomeroThe Colbert ReportS5
Anthony Romero believes it will be a huge mistake if Barack Obama doesn't close Guantanamo immediately.
A Lot More to SayThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen will give you some time for your eardrums to scab over.
The Word - Sweet Smell of SuccessThe Colbert ReportS5
Axe body spray works for awkward teenage males, so it should work for the economy.
Bush's Last Press ConferenceThe Colbert ReportS5
When it comes to connecting the dots, President Bush can't win.
Stephen Jr. on Christmas EveThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen Jr. is spotted on Christmas eve getting ready to fly around the world delivering the gift of yuletide joy and rodent parts.
On Notice - Limey Squirrel EatersThe Colbert ReportS5
Bloodthirsty blokes react to the economic downturn by eating squirrels.
Niall FergusonThe Colbert ReportS5
Niall Ferguson explains how money is a relationship between a creditor and a debtor.
Bush Presidency Aged UsThe Colbert ReportS5
The Bush presidency has aged everyone, including Stephen.
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