The Colbert Report
Season 3 • 03/08/2007
Like Jesus, Scooter Libby is completely innocent.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 3/7/07
In this episode, Stephen discusses the possible repealing of the U.S. military's "Don't ask, don't tell" policy, kicks off his coverage of the 2008 presidential election and interviews reporter Michael Spector.
The Colbert ReportS3 Mega Millions
Following a rare factual error, Stephen must apologize for some things he said after finding out that he did not, in fact, win the lottery.
The Colbert ReportS3 Easter Under Attack - Bunny
Walnut Creek residents are debating over whether the Easter Bunny be changed to the Spring Bunny as to include all religions.
The Colbert ReportS3 Michael Specter
New Yorker reporter Michael Specter explains how Vladimir Putin's critics have been mysteriously dying.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Don't
Stephen argues that "Don't ask, don't tell" works because it allows homosexuals to help fight in the war on terror.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Colbert Savings Time
Stephen explains an easy way to see another episode of the show.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 3/8/07
Stephen wants the judge in the Scooter Libby trial to apologize, and he can't wait to see Ted Koppel in the tank for shark week.
The Colbert ReportS3 Ted Koppel
Ted Koppel suggests that Stephen reconsider prancing around in front of the audience.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Comic Justice
There are times when Captain America has gone against the government in order to do what he feels is right, and this time it got him killed.
The Colbert ReportS3 Better Know a District - Kentucky's 3rd - John Yarmuth
Representative John Yarmuth knows how to dispose of kittens if you don't have a shovel or a garbage can.
The Colbert ReportS3 Jesus Libby
The similarities between Jesus and Scooter Libby are startling.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tip/Wag - U.S. Mint
Stephen wags his finger at the U.S. Mint and high school seniors and tips his hat to Duke University graduate John Cornwell.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Home Field Advantage
Stephen encourages countries like Congo and Sierra Leone to give America money first, so that we can one day help them solve their own problems.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Captain America Shield
Marvel Comics' Joe Quesada has bequeathed the shield of Captain America to the only man who has the red, white and blue balls to carry the mantle: Stephen Colbert.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 3/12/07
Bill Gates worries about American competitiveness, high school students get an F in religion and Stephen interviews New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof.
The Colbert ReportS3 Newt Gingrich's Extramarital Affair
Newt Gingrich had the courage to lead the impeachment of Bill Clinton for his affair with Monica Lewinsky while having an affair of his own.
The Colbert ReportS3 Nicholas Kristof
The New York Times columnist Nicolas Kristof complains that Americans aren't charitable enough, even though Stephen let him on his show.
The Colbert ReportS3 Michael Eric Dyson
Michael Eric Dyson explains the difference between racism and bigotry and assures Stephen that he's probably got a few black relatives.
The Colbert ReportS3 Willie Nelson's Cobbler
Upon discovering that Ben and Jerry's also named an ice cream after Willie Nelson, Stephen launches a campaign to expose Nelson for who he really is.
The Colbert ReportS3 Four Horsemen of the A-Pop-Calypse - 300
Pop culture is a threat to our youth, with the exception of the film "300".
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