The Colbert Report
Yahweh or No Way - Christianity Is Fattening
Season 7 • 03/29/2011
The Bible started as a diet book, but then God really let his people go.
The Colbert ReportS7 Maine Squeeze
Maine Governor Paul LePage removes a pro-labor mural because of its anti-business message.
The Colbert ReportS7 Exclusive - Reporter Gets Nailed by San Francisco Cop
Exclusive footage from Stephen's "Nailed 'Em" featuring Mark Burdett's violent arrest at a protest, who was chased, knocked down and handcuffed by police during a protest in San Francisco.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 3/28/11
Stephen suggests a giant beard magnet to catch terrorists and interviews Michael Moore by standing outside a building, with a bullhorn.
The Colbert ReportS7 Michael Moore
Michael Moore says labor unions are on the ropes because wealthy people have done everything they can to destroy them.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 3/29/11
Stephen gives an update from the world of religion, questions Obama's plan for Libya and talks infectious diseases with Dr. Anthony Fauci.
The Colbert ReportS7 Turd Sandwich in Libya
Newt Gingrich proves that leadership isn't about bombing Libya, it's about being consistently against whatever Obama does.
The Colbert ReportS7 Stephen's Next Religion - Stephen Prothero
Stephen Prothero helps Stephen find a new faith by describing Quakers, reincarnation and Shakers.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Do Not Help Jimmy Fallon
Don't give generously to help Jimmy Fallon raise $26,000 -- it's too important.
The Colbert ReportS7 Anthony Fauci
Anthony Fauci explains to Stephen why AIDS is still a big problem, even with abstinence education.
The Colbert ReportS7 Jimmy Fallon Promises a Performance by Stephen
If Jimmy Fallon raises $26,000 for DonorsChoose by Friday, Stephen will be forced to give the performance of a lifetime.
The Colbert ReportS7 Yahweh or No Way - Christianity Is Fattening
Jesus is totally cut, but unfortunately the same cannot be said of his followers.
The Colbert ReportS7 James O'Keefe Asks for Donations
James O'Keefe asks his supporters to donate to a confessed criminal, attempted boat molester and dildo monger.
The Colbert ReportS7 Tim Shriver
Tim Shriver asks Stephen to lead a campaign to get people to stop using the r-word.
The Colbert ReportS7 Stephen Practices Rebecca Black's "Friday"
Thanks to a small minority of people who care about children, Stephen has to sing Rebecca Black's "Friday" on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon."
The Colbert ReportS7 Colbert PAC - Trevor Potter
Armed with Trevor Potter's legal advice and the Colbert Nation's support, Stephen decides to start his own PAC.
The Colbert ReportS7 Colbert PAC
If Stephen wants to be a political playa in 2012, like Sarah Palin and Mike Huckabee, he needs a PAC.
The Colbert ReportS7 Congressional Budget Menorah
Stephen gets out his Congressional budget menorah to mark the eight days until the temporary budget agreement expires.
The Colbert ReportS7 Piers Gibbon
Piers Gibbon was oddly offended when he learned that cannibals in New Guinea had never eaten a white man.
The Colbert ReportS7 Madison as Hell
An activist judge stubbornly insists that Wisconsin's legal system must be obeyed, even if Republicans disagree with it.
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