The Colbert Report
Stephen's Fountain of Youth
Season 3 • 07/23/2007
Stephen knows why Nebraska Senator Ben Nelson's hair looked more brown than usual during his interview.
March to Enslavement - Stephen Gets an iPhoneThe Colbert ReportS3
After months of begging -- with dignity -- Stephen finally gets a free iPhone.
Michael MooreThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen isn't comfortable sitting that close to Michael Moore.
Frank SullowayThe Colbert ReportS3
Frank Sulloway's research indicates that elder siblings have a greater chance of being the smarter sibling. As the youngest of 11, Stephen takes issue with that.
Republican Candidates' SufferingThe Colbert ReportS3
John McCain's "Straight Talk Express" hit a few bumps in the road, most of which turned out to be former passengers.
Intro - 7/19/07The Colbert ReportS3
Michael Moore criticizes health care, Stephen launches a new segment about emerging technologies, and guest Frank Sulloway wants attention from his parents.
Sign Off - Just About Out of TimeThe Colbert ReportS3
The Report is just about out of time. Or, to be exact, it was just about out of time a moment ago.
Intro - 7/23/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen is too busy reading the newly-released final Harry Potter book to introduce the show.
Colbert Platinum - Private SubmarinesThe Colbert ReportS3
You've got your Lamborghini, you've got your private jet, you've got your schooner -- what should your next expensive vehicle purchase be? A submarine.
Simon SchamaThe Colbert ReportS3
Simon Schama says the purpose of art is to unleash the floodgates of passion. Stephen says FEMA has to protect people from the flooding of his passion.
The Word - Premium PackageThe Colbert ReportS3
Americans have basic rights, and those rights should not be denied on the basis of their color, creed, or religion -- it should be on the basis of their tax returns.
Stephen's Fountain of YouthThe Colbert ReportS3
When Nebraska Senator Ben Nelson appeared on The Report, he didn't just get the Colbert Bump -- his hair looked more brown than usual.
Anthony RomeroThe Colbert ReportS3
ACLU Director Anthony Romero, author of "In Defense of Our America," defends Stephen's right to burn his book.
The Word - Modest PorpoisalThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen suggests that by eating endangered animals we can prevent their extinction.
Movies That Are Destroying America: Chuck and LarryThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen just hopes that "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" shows the dark side of gay marriage: Kevin James naked.
Bush's ButtThe Colbert ReportS3
If the Bush administration is so secretive, would they have publicly handed over power to Dick Cheney while the president got a camera stuck up his butt?
Joining the IlluminatiThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen tried every crazy handshake he could think of when he met President Bush.
Intro - 7/24/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen discusses a scandal in the German zoo system, talks about the summer blockbuster season and interviews executive director of the ACLU, Anthony Romero.
Intro - 7/25/07The Colbert ReportS3
Scientists develop a removable tattoo, Fred Thompson demotes his campaign manager, and Stephen asks Charles Kaiser if there's a gay Superman.
The Word - No RegretsThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen believes that you should never regret a decision but instead get it tattooed on your forehead.
Thompson CampaignThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen believes America deserves a president who is ready to roll up his sleeves and get to work on a 52-ounce porterhouse.
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