The Colbert Report
Season 2 • 07/20/2006
Julian Bond will be Stephen's new black friend.
The Colbert ReportS2 Joe Scarborough
Joe Scarborough took money from Jack Abramoff, and it felt good.
The Colbert ReportS2 Veto Virginity
George W. Bush loses his veto virginity by giving it to stem cell research.
The Colbert ReportS2 Oprah and Gayle
There isn't a definition in our culture to describe the bond between Oprah and Gayle.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Buck O'Neil
Stephen places Buck O'Neil's photo on his bookshelf, which many would say is a greater honor than the Baseball Hall of Fame.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 7/19/06
Stephen believes Kanye West owes President Bush an apology, and thinks people are only seeing Al Gore's global warming movie to get out of the record heat.
The Colbert ReportS2 Tom Brokaw
Stephen has a problem taking Tom Brokaw seriously when he's not wearing a tie.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 7/20/06
President Bush spoke to an audience of black people, but Stephen wouldn't know because he doesn't see color.
The Colbert ReportS2 Search for a New Black Friend - Friend Exchange Rate
Still searching for a new black friend, Stephen explains the friend exchange rate industry standard.
The Colbert ReportS2 One Regret
If Stephen has one regret from tonight's episode, it's that he did it too perfectly to have any regrets.
The Colbert ReportS2 Better Know a District - Florida's 19th - Robert Wexler
Robert Wexler enjoys cocaine and the company of prostitutes because they are fun things to do.
The Colbert ReportS2 Julian Bond
Stephen asks NAACP Chairman Julian Bond to help pick his new black friend.
The Colbert ReportS2 ThreatDown - Camp
The top five things you need to worry about -- from atheist camps to Kix cereal.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Moral Minority
Now that Ralph Reed has lost his bid for the Republican nomination, Stephen considers other possibilities for your vote.
The Colbert ReportS2 War!!!
Stephen celebrates the oncoming Rapture as Condoleezza Rice attempts to achieve a sustainable ceasefire in the Middle East.
The Colbert ReportS2 Celebrating America's Kick-Assedness
Stephen can't start the show without cheering for all of America's recent victories.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 7/24/06
Tonight, Ralph Reed loses an election, Howell Raines talks about fly-fishing and Stephen wants more religion in public schools.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Proud
Stephen Colbert is proud of his work tonight and looks forward to tomorrow.
The Colbert ReportS2 Howell Raines
Author and former editor of The New York Times, Howell Raines discusses the fishing adventure on which his book is based.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Food for Thought
Stephen looks back on what he's learned tonight.
The Colbert ReportS2 All Red States
According to a map in The USA Today, all the states are finally red states.
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