The Colbert Report
Season 2 • 07/20/2006
Julian Bond will be Stephen's new black friend.
Joe ScarboroughThe Colbert ReportS2
Joe Scarborough took money from Jack Abramoff, and it felt good.
Veto VirginityThe Colbert ReportS2
George W. Bush loses his veto virginity by giving it to stem cell research.
Oprah and GayleThe Colbert ReportS2
There isn't a definition in our culture to describe the bond between Oprah and Gayle.
Sign Off - Buck O'NeilThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen places Buck O'Neil's photo on his bookshelf, which many would say is a greater honor than the Baseball Hall of Fame.
Intro - 7/19/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen believes Kanye West owes President Bush an apology, and thinks people are only seeing Al Gore's global warming movie to get out of the record heat.
Tom BrokawThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen has a problem taking Tom Brokaw seriously when he's not wearing a tie.
Intro - 7/20/06The Colbert ReportS2
President Bush spoke to an audience of black people, but Stephen wouldn't know because he doesn't see color.
Search for a New Black Friend - Friend Exchange RateThe Colbert ReportS2
Still searching for a new black friend, Stephen explains the friend exchange rate industry standard.
One RegretThe Colbert ReportS2
If Stephen has one regret from tonight's episode, it's that he did it too perfectly to have any regrets.
Better Know a District - Florida's 19th - Robert WexlerThe Colbert ReportS2
Robert Wexler enjoys cocaine and the company of prostitutes because they are fun things to do.
Julian BondThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen asks NAACP Chairman Julian Bond to help pick his new black friend.
ThreatDown - CampThe Colbert ReportS2
The top five things you need to worry about -- from atheist camps to Kix cereal.
The Word - Moral MinorityThe Colbert ReportS2
Now that Ralph Reed has lost his bid for the Republican nomination, Stephen considers other possibilities for your vote.
War!!!The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen celebrates the oncoming Rapture as Condoleezza Rice attempts to achieve a sustainable ceasefire in the Middle East.
Celebrating America's Kick-AssednessThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen can't start the show without cheering for all of America's recent victories.
Intro - 7/24/06The Colbert ReportS2
Tonight, Ralph Reed loses an election, Howell Raines talks about fly-fishing and Stephen wants more religion in public schools.
Sign Off - ProudThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen Colbert is proud of his work tonight and looks forward to tomorrow.
Howell RainesThe Colbert ReportS2
Author and former editor of The New York Times, Howell Raines discusses the fishing adventure on which his book is based.
Sign Off - Food for ThoughtThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen looks back on what he's learned tonight.
All Red StatesThe Colbert ReportS2
According to a map in The USA Today, all the states are finally red states.
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