The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Safety Dance - Biometrics
Season 8 • 04/22/2004
When you forget to pick up your duty free bag, your Japanese Passport Pet weeps.
Comfortably DumbThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The warm-hearted hatred of one man brings an entire town of dumb clods together.
Moment of Zen - Rocket ManThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A rocket man in a jet back lifts off into the sky.
Vet OffensiveThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
John Kerry got a Snoopy Band-Aid for his Vietnam war wound.
John GibsonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
John Gibson suggests that Al Jazeera modeled its look and approach after Fox and then applied its own politics.
Moment of Zen - Ruthless EnemyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
President George W. Bush reports that our enemy is so ruthless there is no such thing as innocent or guilt.
Arianna HuffingtonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Arianna Huffington supports John Kerry because when your house is on fire, that's not the time to talk about remodeling.
Headlines - Indictable BoyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
You could indict a ham sandwich, especially if it paid a younger ham sandwich millions of dollars, after allegedly going under his crust.
Safety Dance - RadioactivityThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jewey P. Jewerton agrees with George W. Bush on Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's controversial new peace initiative.
Crash At My PlaceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Edward Riddle's house has an insatiable appetite for cars, 23 in 19 years.
Happy Bearth DayThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon Stewart is using rare Amazonian teak to club baby seals that are in his backyard.
Safety Dance - BiometricsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Retinal scans and fingerprint analysis would do nothing to thwart Stumpy the Blind Terrorist.
Bob Kerrey Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Bob Kerrey feels that John Kerry will have to revisit and justify statements he made in the 1970s.
Fertile GroundThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Last November, a law prohibiting partial birth abortion was signed by a who's who of who's not female.
Unhappy HourThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
If you want to eliminate binge drinking, you go for its root causes, like the fact that life is bullsh*t, man.
Bob Kerrey Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The Bush administration has been very difficult with the 9/11 commission.
Moment of Zen - Nothing ComplicatedThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A man with a megaphone orders pro-choice protestors to submit back to the kitchen.
Moment of Zen - Draft CardsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Protesters burn draft cards outside a Boston courthouse before a group of high school boys push them.
Getting Drafty?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The military is stretched dangerously thin in Iraq, but Donald Rumsfeld believes they're doing just fine, thank you very much.
Heeb MagazineThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon offers a free Heeb Magazine subscription to anyone who can prove they're a terrorist.
The Warp of the WorldsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
NASA introduces Gravity Probe B, a $750 million satellite designed to test several key components of the Theory of Relativity.
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