The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Safety Dance - Biometrics
Season 8 • 04/22/2004
When you forget to pick up your duty free bag, your Japanese Passport Pet weeps.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Comfortably Dumb
The warm-hearted hatred of one man brings an entire town of dumb clods together.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Rocket Man
A rocket man in a jet back lifts off into the sky.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Vet Offensive
John Kerry got a Snoopy Band-Aid for his Vietnam war wound.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 John Gibson
John Gibson suggests that Al Jazeera modeled its look and approach after Fox and then applied its own politics.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Ruthless Enemy
President George W. Bush reports that our enemy is so ruthless there is no such thing as innocent or guilt.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Arianna Huffington
Arianna Huffington supports John Kerry because when your house is on fire, that's not the time to talk about remodeling.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Headlines - Indictable Boy
You could indict a ham sandwich, especially if it paid a younger ham sandwich millions of dollars, after allegedly going under his crust.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Safety Dance - Radioactivity
Jewey P. Jewerton agrees with George W. Bush on Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's controversial new peace initiative.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Crash At My Place
Edward Riddle's house has an insatiable appetite for cars, 23 in 19 years.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Happy Bearth Day
Jon Stewart is using rare Amazonian teak to club baby seals that are in his backyard.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Safety Dance - Biometrics
Retinal scans and fingerprint analysis would do nothing to thwart Stumpy the Blind Terrorist.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Bob Kerrey Pt. 2
Bob Kerrey feels that John Kerry will have to revisit and justify statements he made in the 1970s.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Fertile Ground
Last November, a law prohibiting partial birth abortion was signed by a who's who of who's not female.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Unhappy Hour
If you want to eliminate binge drinking, you go for its root causes, like the fact that life is bullsh*t, man.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Bob Kerrey Pt. 1
The Bush administration has been very difficult with the 9/11 commission.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Nothing Complicated
A man with a megaphone orders pro-choice protestors to submit back to the kitchen.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Draft Cards
Protesters burn draft cards outside a Boston courthouse before a group of high school boys push them.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Getting Drafty?
The military is stretched dangerously thin in Iraq, but Donald Rumsfeld believes they're doing just fine, thank you very much.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Heeb Magazine
Jon offers a free Heeb Magazine subscription to anyone who can prove they're a terrorist.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 The Warp of the Worlds
NASA introduces Gravity Probe B, a $750 million satellite designed to test several key components of the Theory of Relativity.
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