The Colbert Report
Intro - 3/16/10
Season 6 • 03/16/2010
What's in our children's textbooks? If they're anything like our children, it's corn.
Intro - 3/15/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen gets to the bottom of the media's focus on sex scandals and asks Robert Baer if the squirrel is in the basket.
Sign Off - Goodnight With BalloonThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen says goodnight with his balloon.
Daylight Savings TimeThe Colbert ReportS6
If the time totalitarians don't turn the clocks back to where they belong by the first Sunday in November, there will be hell to pay.
The Word - AfghanistanThe Colbert ReportS6
The media ignores the war in Afghanistan to cover a much more important story -- Patrick Kennedy's meltdown on Capitol Hill.
I Can't Believe It's Not Buddha - Raj PatelThe Colbert ReportS6
The power of the Colbert Bump exceeds even Stephen's expectations when rumors speculate that Raj Patel might be the messiah.
I's on Edjukashun - Texas School BoardThe Colbert ReportS6
Eric Foner disagrees with the Texas school board's decision to give students a completely misleading view of history.
Thought for Food - Donna Simpson, Le Whif & Cat LitterThe Colbert ReportS6
A New Jersey resident strives to be the heaviest woman alive, Le Whif makes inhalable food, and a company turns corn into cat litter.
Sign Off - Remember to Wear GreenThe Colbert ReportS6
Don't forget to wear green for St. Patrick's Day -- it really helps hides the vomit.
Barack Joe-BamaThe Colbert ReportS6
Barack Obama shows he's an average Joe ready to get down to the hard work of passing health care by rolling up his sleeves.
Rebecca SklootThe Colbert ReportS6
Rebecca Skloot discusses Henrietta Lacks, whose cells were the first to be immortal and commercialized.
Intro - 3/16/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen finds out what's in children's textbooks and discusses the ethics of science with Rebecca Skloot.
Nell Irvin PainterThe Colbert ReportS6
Nell Irvin Painter debates the meaning of white people and arm-wrestles Stephen over the Scots-Irish.
Sport Report - Vasectomies, Chess Boxing & GolfThe Colbert ReportS6
Doctors offer March Madness vasectomy deals, chess players punch opponents in the face, and Tiger Woods hires Ari Fleischer.
United States Census 2010The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen reluctantly fills out his census form so the military won't target a Predator drone missile at his house.
Ireland's Shamrock ShortageThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen finds a shamrock replacement under some grow lights in his neighbor's backyard shed.
Glenn Beck Attacks Social Justice - James MartinThe Colbert ReportS6
James Martin works with the poor because he believes in capitalism, but he knows it doesn't provide for everyone.
Middle Eastern DogsThe Colbert ReportS6
Fundamentalist Fidos have infiltrated our borders and are lifting their legs on Lady Liberty.
Cheating Death - Clenched Fingers & Pill ReminderThe Colbert ReportS6
An enzyme derived from gangrene treats clenched fingers, and an Internet-connected cap reminds you to take your pills.
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