The Colbert Report
Intro - 3/16/10
Season 6 • 03/16/2010
What's in our children's textbooks? If they're anything like our children, it's corn.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 3/15/10
Stephen gets to the bottom of the media's focus on sex scandals and asks Robert Baer if the squirrel is in the basket.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Goodnight With Balloon
Stephen says goodnight with his balloon.
The Colbert ReportS6 Daylight Savings Time
If the time totalitarians don't turn the clocks back to where they belong by the first Sunday in November, there will be hell to pay.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Word - Afghanistan
The media ignores the war in Afghanistan to cover a much more important story -- Patrick Kennedy's meltdown on Capitol Hill.
The Colbert ReportS6 I Can't Believe It's Not Buddha - Raj Patel
The power of the Colbert Bump exceeds even Stephen's expectations when rumors speculate that Raj Patel might be the messiah.
The Colbert ReportS6 I's on Edjukashun - Texas School Board
Eric Foner disagrees with the Texas school board's decision to give students a completely misleading view of history.
The Colbert ReportS6 Thought for Food - Donna Simpson, Le Whif & Cat Litter
A New Jersey resident strives to be the heaviest woman alive, Le Whif makes inhalable food, and a company turns corn into cat litter.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Remember to Wear Green
Don't forget to wear green for St. Patrick's Day -- it really helps hides the vomit.
The Colbert ReportS6 Barack Joe-Bama
Barack Obama shows he's an average Joe ready to get down to the hard work of passing health care by rolling up his sleeves.
The Colbert ReportS6 Rebecca Skloot
Rebecca Skloot discusses Henrietta Lacks, whose cells were the first to be immortal and commercialized.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 3/16/10
Stephen finds out what's in children's textbooks and discusses the ethics of science with Rebecca Skloot.
The Colbert ReportS6 Nell Irvin Painter
Nell Irvin Painter debates the meaning of white people and arm-wrestles Stephen over the Scots-Irish.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sport Report - Vasectomies, Chess Boxing & Golf
Doctors offer March Madness vasectomy deals, chess players punch opponents in the face, and Tiger Woods hires Ari Fleischer.
The Colbert ReportS6 United States Census 2010
Stephen reluctantly fills out his census form so the military won't target a Predator drone missile at his house.
The Colbert ReportS6 Ireland's Shamrock Shortage
Stephen finds a shamrock replacement under some grow lights in his neighbor's backyard shed.
The Colbert ReportS6 Glenn Beck Attacks Social Justice - James Martin
James Martin works with the poor because he believes in capitalism, but he knows it doesn't provide for everyone.
The Colbert ReportS6 Middle Eastern Dogs
Fundamentalist Fidos have infiltrated our borders and are lifting their legs on Lady Liberty.
The Colbert ReportS6 Cheating Death - Clenched Fingers & Pill Reminder
An enzyme derived from gangrene treats clenched fingers, and an Internet-connected cap reminds you to take your pills.
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