The Colbert Report

Bush Presidency Aged Us

Season 5 • 01/13/2009

The presidency ages people.

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Anthony Romero
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Anthony Romero believes it will be a huge mistake if Barack Obama doesn't close Guantanamo immediately.
01/12/2009
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A Lot More to Say
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Stephen will give you some time for your eardrums to scab over.
01/12/2009
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05:40

The Word - Sweet Smell of Success
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Axe body spray works for awkward teenage males, so it should work for the economy.
01/12/2009
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Bush's Last Press Conference
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When it comes to connecting the dots, President Bush can't win.
01/12/2009
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02:35

Stephen Jr. on Christmas Eve
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Stephen Jr. is spotted on Christmas eve getting ready to fly around the world delivering the gift of yuletide joy and rodent parts.
01/12/2009
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On Notice - Limey Squirrel Eaters
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Bloodthirsty blokes react to the economic downturn by eating squirrels.
01/13/2009
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Niall Ferguson
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Niall Ferguson explains how money is a relationship between a creditor and a debtor.
01/13/2009
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05:44

Cold War Update - Cuba
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If we open up relations with Cuba, the allure of rum, mambo and spicy Latinas could prove irresistible.
01/13/2009
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00:17

That's All the Time We Have
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That's all the time we have for tonight, tomorrow night, and last night's show.
01/13/2009
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Intro - 1/13/09
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Russians cut off the natural gas pipeline to Europe in the most boring James Bond plotline ever.
01/13/2009
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02:40

Bush Presidency Aged Us
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The Bush presidency has aged everyone, including Stephen.
01/13/2009
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08:06

P.K. Winsome - Obama Collectibles
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P.K. Winsome believes the merchandising of Barack Obama is the dream that Martin Luther King, Jr. envisioned.
01/14/2009
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02:26

Little Victories - America's Galaxy Is Big
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Good news: the Milky Way is about the same size as the Andromeda Galaxy.
01/14/2009
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Intro - 1/14/09
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Is Barack Obama being over-marketed? For just $25 you can get a commemorative tote bag containing the answer.
01/14/2009
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06:20

Alan Khazei
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Alan Khazei explains to Stephen why anybody would do something for someone else and not get paid for it.
01/14/2009
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00:16

Commemorative Plates
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If you order in the next 30 minutes you can get two sets of commemorative plates billed to your credit card.
01/14/2009
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02:12

The Last Bush Effigy
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Stephen expects Iran to send George W. Bush's effigy off in style.
01/14/2009
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00:14

Spay and Neuter Your Pets
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Spay or neuter your pets because Stephen's are out there humping their brains out.
01/15/2009
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04:32

Shepard Fairey
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Shepard Fairey's "Hope" poster belongs to everyone.
01/15/2009
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04:13

Bush's Romance With the Media - David Gregory
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David Gregory believes the press will hold Obama's feet to the fire in the same way all presidents ought to be challenged.
01/15/2009
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Intro - 1/15/09
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A look back on President Bush's relationship with the media -- Stephen wonders if tonight's the night they finally do it.
01/15/2009
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