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Cheating Death - Gene Therapy

Season 3 • 08/16/2007

Stephen now knows how DNA is spelled.

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Sign Off - Doctor's Orders

Stephen thinks the e-collar his doctor instructed him to wear is totally unnecessary.
08/15/2007
01:45

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Jewish Colbert Ancestry

If Stephen's Jewish grandmother had testicles, she would be his Jewish grandfather.
08/15/2007
05:37

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Michael Wallis

Michael Wallis is the author of "The Lincoln Highway," which goes from San Francisco to Times Square. Stephen assumes it's for shuttling gay people to Broadway musicals.
08/15/2007
00:30

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Intro - 8/15/07

In tonight's episode, Stephen discusses driving with author Michael Wallis, and Alberto Gonzales gets the power to fast track executions.
08/15/2007
01:46

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Monkey on the Lam - Oliver

Beware! A monkey escaped from the Tupelo Zoo after he picked the lock to his cage again.
08/15/2007
05:51

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Markos Moulitsas

Stephen catches Markos Moulitsas, founder of DailyKos.com, in a truly hateful position.
08/15/2007
05:17

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Andrew Keen

Andrew Keen, author of "The Cult of the Amateur," believes the Internet has replaced professionals with amateurs. It's certainly true of porn.
08/16/2007
00:31

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Intro - 8/16/07

In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with author Andrew Keen and takes a look at the Iowa Straw Poll.
08/16/2007
06:48

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Mike Huckabee

Thanks to the Colbert Bump, Governor Mike Huckabee will be the next President of the United States.
08/16/2007
02:40

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Colbert-Branson Trainwreck

Stephen tries to quiet rumors about the most explosive interview of the year -- The Colbert-Branson Trainwreck.
08/16/2007
04:05

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Cheating Death - Gene Therapy

Gene therapy will cure our most devastating health problems -- like erectile dysfunction in mice.
08/16/2007
00:44

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WristStrong Bracelets

Stephen's audience has been given WristStrong bracelets with instruction to surrender them to anyone they meet who is famous.
08/20/2007
03:08

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The Word - Made in Iraq

Stephen thinks we should make all our stuff in Iraq, and use the Iraqi model on every country that has something he wants.
08/20/2007
00:32

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Intro - 8/20/07

In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with LEGO artist Nathan Sawaya and takes a look at the people who are keeping our borders safe.
08/20/2007
04:39

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Nathan Sawaya

Stephen asks Nathan Sawaya if becoming a LEGO artist was the best way he could think of to tell his parents to go to hell.
08/20/2007
06:26

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Nailed 'Em - Northern Border

The northern border patrol is working at keeping out Canadian drug fiends.
08/20/2007
03:43

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Formidable Opponent - Terrorism

Stephen debates the only man he's sure is not in Al Qaeda: Stephen Colbert.
08/21/2007
03:53

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Smokin' Pole - Global Warming

Some people are doing something about global warming: they are racing to exploit it.
08/21/2007
03:49

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The Word - Self-Determination

Stephen supports the self-determination of corporations to live their own online fantasies.
08/21/2007
06:40

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Michael Shermer

Dr. Michael Shermer, author of "Why Darwin Matters," says we're just as gullible as previous generations.
08/21/2007
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Intro - 8/21/07

In this episode, Stephen discusses skepticism with Dr. Michael Shermer and corporations are caught changing their own entries on Wikipedia.
08/21/2007
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