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Bill Kristol

Season 8 • 05/13/2004

Bill Kristol supports Bush as the man to drive America out of the ditch.

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05:31

A Round of Shots
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Is there anything more terrifying than a room full of people without guns?
05/12/2004
06:10

Ken Mehlman
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Bush/Cheney '04 Campaign Manager Ken Mehlman reports that new finance laws are requiring both parties to start campaigning earlier than ever.
05/12/2004
00:10

Moment of Zen - Last Chance
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The final bid at Sotheby's, on Pablo Picasso's painting, "Boy With a Pipe."
05/12/2004
00:45

Preview - 5/13/04
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Tomorrow, correspondent Stephen Colbert investigates Louisiana's low rise pants crisis.
05/12/2004
04:37

Giant Mess O'Potamia - Slave Master of One
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Those who allege a culture of intimidation need to be extremely careful.
05/12/2004
02:38

The Thinking Man's Wrestling
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The restoration of Michelangelo's David is expected to be completed in a few months. David will also be offered a happy ending.
05/12/2004
03:26

Back in Black - Fahrenheit 9/11
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Michael Moore harnesses the publicity generated by Disney's refusal to distribute "Fahrenheit 9/11" and pulls a "Passion" with it.
05/13/2004
04:11

Giant Mess O' Potamia - Sodomy Prep
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Senators Frist and Nelson look over sodomy-preparation photos from Abu Ghraib as Dr. Phil advises children to think back on previous experiences with torture.
05/13/2004
05:07

Thong of the South
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Louisiana lawmakers want to ban low-riding jeans to save the state's decency, but Stephen Colbert is out to prove that America isn't Israel.
05/13/2004
00:19

Moment of Zen - Dr. Phil
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Dr. Phil relates the Abu Ghraib prisoner torture scandal to bullies in the playground.
05/13/2004
07:08

Bill Kristol
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Bill Kristol criticizes the Bush administration for not putting enough troops in Iraq, but would still like Bush to be the one driving America out of the ditch.
05/13/2004
06:13

David Cross
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David Cross' promotional tour for his new comedy CD is over as soon as it's released.
06/01/2004
04:47

Email Trouble
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Just because high volume emails may crash your computer and be used to steal personal information, that is no reason for the government to kill the messenger.
06/01/2004
02:55

Giant Mess O'Potamia - Saddam's Gun
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Two vice presidents in Iraq may seem excessive to Americans, but keep in mind there are going to be a lot of state funerals there.
06/01/2004
01:28

Giant Mess O'Potamia - Co-Ed Prez
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Iraq can finally blame themselves for insurgent bombings and broken bridges in the gaps between their ethnic groups.
06/01/2004
00:29

Moment of Zen - Harley Davidson Man
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President George W. Bush shakes hands with motorcycle bikers.
06/01/2004
02:58

Giant Mess O'Potamia - Iraqi President Named
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The naming of Iraq's new president leads to the setting off of gigantic, flightless bottle rockets in the streets of Baghdad.
06/01/2004
01:05

Intro - "The Day After Tomorrow"
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Not only is the premise of the movie "The Day After Tomorrow" unbelievable but so is its star's name.
06/01/2004
00:17

Moment of Zen - Bush on Chalabi
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President George W. Bush answers questions about his relationship with Ahmad Chalabi.
06/02/2004
03:54

Headlines - Friendly Fired
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Surely President Bush will admit his mistake in trusting Ahmad Chalabi and not try to minimize the relationship his administration shared with him.
06/02/2004
01:17

Headlines - Kerry Speech
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Presidential hopeful John Kerry continues to use his speeches to wing wildly and hope something catches.
06/02/2004
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