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Bears & Balls - Rat Rakes

Season 4 • 04/01/2008

Imagine how beautiful a rat-raked lawn would look!

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The Colbert ReportS4
Tek Jansen - Beginning's First Dawn: Episode One Revisited

This is where it began - a teenage Tek Jansen stumbles into his first intergalactic adventure!
03/31/2008
01:15

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Opening Day

One hundred years and the Cubs are still sticking in there. That's all McCain is asking for in Iraq.
03/31/2008
04:51

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Michael Reynolds

Michael Reynolds builds energy-efficient homes out of a natural resource: our garbage.
03/31/2008
04:42

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Eric Alterman

Eric Alterman explains that liberalism is about truth, and truth is complicated.
03/31/2008
03:31

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Bowling in PA

Obama wooed Pennsylvania's blue collar bowling vote by hitting the lanes -- which was followed by a response from Hillary's campaign.
03/31/2008
00:10

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Portrait Displayed

Stephen's portrait earns an extended stay at the Smithsonian's National Treasures of American History Exhibit.
04/01/2008
04:57

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Portrait Update

Stephen gets a surprise call from Brent Glass, director of the Smithsonian's National Treasure Exhibit.
04/01/2008
04:06

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The Word - Pick Sicks

Stephen tries his hand at Oregon's new health care lottery.
04/01/2008
00:35

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Intro - 4/1/08

Stephen hopes the future of health care is sexy robot nurses.
04/01/2008
05:06

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Van Jones

Van Jones tells Stephen about green collar jobs that are good for the Earth as well as the economy.
04/01/2008
05:01

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Bears & Balls - Rat Rakes

Stephen urges us to heavily invest in Stephen Colbert's Rat Rakes -- rakes for rats.
04/01/2008
03:21

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Stephen Wins a Peabody

Stephen wins the Turducken of awards -- the Peabody.
04/02/2008
05:40

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R.E.M.

During the interview, Stephen uses the new R.E.M. album to cover his area.
04/02/2008
00:26

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Intro - 4/2/08

Stephen's advice on traveling this summer: Hint one -- you'll save a lot of money by not tipping.
04/02/2008
06:01

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ThreatDown - Nipples

It's a fine line between a nipple ring and detonation pin on a boob grenade.
04/02/2008
03:24

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The Word - Let The Games Begin

Stephen has a solution to the controversy surrounding the Beijing Olympic Games.
04/03/2008
03:15

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Peabody Credit

Stephen credits Doritos for his success on winning the Peabody award.
04/03/2008
01:48

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Tek Jansen - You Are the Best

Jason Baker performs a live rendering of Tek Jansen's theme song.
04/03/2008
05:13

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Tek Jansen - Beginning's First Dawn: Episode Two

A teenage Tek Jansen grows up fast after joining Alpha Squad.
04/03/2008
05:41

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Clay Shirky

Clay Shirky encourages the Colbert Nation to do something interesting with Doritos bags.
04/03/2008
00:33

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Intro - 4/3/08

Boycott the Olympics in China? But when else will we get a chance to pole vault over the Great Wall?
04/03/2008
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