The Colbert Report
Season 4 • 07/29/2008
Stephen calls on John McCain to grow a mustache.
Intro - 7/24/08The Colbert ReportS4
The Anglican church is split over gay priests. It's the biggest religious controversy since Scientologists decided to admit gay thetans.
Trigger Happy - D.C. v. HellerThe Colbert ReportS4
Allowing former convicts to have guns will give them the confidence to go out and make new friends and/or hostages.
Heroic Refusal to Discuss Robert NovakThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen takes some calls to hear what his viewers think about his difficult decision to not talk about Robert Novak.
Obama ReturnsThe Colbert ReportS4
John McCain warns the media that Barack Obama is not the man he appears to be, because he appears to be president.
Intro - 7/28/08The Colbert ReportS4
Barack Obama returns from his trip overseas. Stephen hopes he brought back the present he asked for: a concession speech.
Toby KeithThe Colbert ReportS4
With "Beer for My Horses," Stephen worries that Toby Keith will start hanging out with Sean Penn and chaining himself to whales.
The Word - Honest BeliefThe Colbert ReportS4
The torture memo ends torture by helping people believe they've never done it.
Intro - 7/29/08The Colbert ReportS4
There are new guidelines for CIA interrogators, but you'll never get them out of Stephen.
Eric RostonThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Eric Roston if he believes carbon is the Al Qaeda of elements.
Better Know a District - New York's 14th - Carolyn MaloneyThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen wants to know if his breast pump is distracting Congresswoman Carolyn Maloney.
McCain's MustacheThe Colbert ReportS4
The right mustache will help John McCain reach key demographics, like truck drivers, porn stars and gay porn stars.
The Word - Save FerrisThe Colbert ReportS4
Our nation's Tilt-A-Whirl operators are feeling the crunch, and not just when the Tilt-A-Whirl collapses on them.
Crosby, Stills & Nash Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Crosby, Stills & Nash if it's hard to redo the stationery every time Neil Young drops out of the band.
Intro - 7/30/08The Colbert ReportS4
America's state fairs are in trouble. Where will we step on strangers' vomit now?
Canton ApologyThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen didn't mean to call Canton, Georgia crappy. He actually meant Canton, Kansas.
Spiders for Stephen!The Colbert ReportS4
Jason Bond is naming a spider after Stephen and all he had to do was shamelessly beg on national television.
Fat CatThe Colbert ReportS4
Instead of focusing on Ted Stevens' indictment, the New York Post dedicates their cover to the breaking story of a 44-pound cat from New Jersey.
Thanks to the GuestsThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen thanks his guests Brendan Koerner and Buzz Aldrin.
Buzz AldrinThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Buzz Aldrin if "Fly Me to the Moon" -- his new animated film about flies on the Apollo mission -- is based on a true story.
Brendan KoernerThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen wants Brendan Koerner to tell him why they make fluorescent light bulbs look like soft serve ice cream if you're not supposed to lick them.
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