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McCain's Mustache
Season 4 • 07/29/2008
Stephen calls on John McCain to grow a mustache.
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00:38
Intro - 7/24/08
The Colbert Report
S4
The Anglican church is split over gay priests. It's the biggest religious controversy since Scientologists decided to admit gay thetans.
07/24/2008
04:01
Trigger Happy - D.C. v. Heller
The Colbert Report
S4
Allowing former convicts to have guns will give them the confidence to go out and make new friends and/or hostages.
07/28/2008
04:34
Heroic Refusal to Discuss Robert Novak
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen takes some calls to hear what his viewers think about his difficult decision to not talk about Robert Novak.
07/28/2008
03:17
Obama Returns
The Colbert Report
S4
John McCain warns the media that Barack Obama is not the man he appears to be, because he appears to be president.
07/28/2008
00:36
Intro - 7/28/08
The Colbert Report
S4
Barack Obama returns from his trip overseas. Stephen hopes he brought back the present he asked for: a concession speech.
07/28/2008
04:18
Toby Keith
The Colbert Report
S4
With "Beer for My Horses," Stephen worries that Toby Keith will start hanging out with Sean Penn and chaining himself to whales.
07/28/2008
03:39
The Word - Honest Belief
The Colbert Report
S4
The torture memo ends torture by helping people believe they've never done it.
07/29/2008
00:34
Intro - 7/29/08
The Colbert Report
S4
There are new guidelines for CIA interrogators, but you'll never get them out of Stephen.
07/29/2008
05:55
Eric Roston
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen asks Eric Roston if he believes carbon is the Al Qaeda of elements.
07/29/2008
05:48
Better Know a District - New York's 14th - Carolyn Maloney
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen wants to know if his breast pump is distracting Congresswoman Carolyn Maloney.
07/29/2008
03:30
McCain's Mustache
The Colbert Report
S4
The right mustache will help John McCain reach key demographics, like truck drivers, porn stars and gay porn stars.
07/29/2008
04:42
The Word - Save Ferris
The Colbert Report
S4
Our nation's Tilt-A-Whirl operators are feeling the crunch, and not just when the Tilt-A-Whirl collapses on them.
07/30/2008
04:13
Crosby, Stills & Nash Pt. 1
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen asks Crosby, Stills & Nash if it's hard to redo the stationery every time Neil Young drops out of the band.
07/30/2008
00:30
Intro - 7/30/08
The Colbert Report
S4
America's state fairs are in trouble. Where will we step on strangers' vomit now?
07/30/2008
02:33
Canton Apology
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen didn't mean to call Canton, Georgia crappy. He actually meant Canton, Kansas.
07/30/2008
02:23
Spiders for Stephen!
The Colbert Report
S4
Jason Bond is naming a spider after Stephen and all he had to do was shamelessly beg on national television.
07/30/2008
03:00
Fat Cat
The Colbert Report
S4
Instead of focusing on Ted Stevens' indictment, the New York Post dedicates their cover to the breaking story of a 44-pound cat from New Jersey.
07/30/2008
00:17
Thanks to the Guests
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen thanks his guests Brendan Koerner and Buzz Aldrin.
07/31/2008
06:13
Buzz Aldrin
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen asks Buzz Aldrin if "Fly Me to the Moon" -- his new animated film about flies on the Apollo mission -- is based on a true story.
07/31/2008
04:45
Brendan Koerner
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen wants Brendan Koerner to tell him why they make fluorescent light bulbs look like soft serve ice cream if you're not supposed to lick them.
07/31/2008
03:04
Starbucks Cuts Jobs
The Colbert Report
S4
The economic downturn is hitting Starbucks right in the Fresh Roast beans.
07/31/2008
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