The Colbert Report

McCain's Mustache

Season 4 • 07/29/2008

Stephen calls on John McCain to grow a mustache.

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00:38

Intro - 7/24/08
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The Anglican church is split over gay priests. It's the biggest religious controversy since Scientologists decided to admit gay thetans.
07/24/2008
04:01

Trigger Happy - D.C. v. Heller
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Allowing former convicts to have guns will give them the confidence to go out and make new friends and/or hostages.
07/28/2008
04:34

Heroic Refusal to Discuss Robert Novak
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Stephen takes some calls to hear what his viewers think about his difficult decision to not talk about Robert Novak.
07/28/2008
03:17

Obama Returns
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John McCain warns the media that Barack Obama is not the man he appears to be, because he appears to be president.
07/28/2008
00:36

Intro - 7/28/08
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Barack Obama returns from his trip overseas. Stephen hopes he brought back the present he asked for: a concession speech.
07/28/2008
04:18

Toby Keith
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With "Beer for My Horses," Stephen worries that Toby Keith will start hanging out with Sean Penn and chaining himself to whales.
07/28/2008
03:39

The Word - Honest Belief
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The torture memo ends torture by helping people believe they've never done it.
07/29/2008
00:34

Intro - 7/29/08
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There are new guidelines for CIA interrogators, but you'll never get them out of Stephen.
07/29/2008
05:55

Eric Roston
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Stephen asks Eric Roston if he believes carbon is the Al Qaeda of elements.
07/29/2008
05:48

Better Know a District - New York's 14th - Carolyn Maloney
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Stephen wants to know if his breast pump is distracting Congresswoman Carolyn Maloney.
07/29/2008
03:30

McCain's Mustache
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The right mustache will help John McCain reach key demographics, like truck drivers, porn stars and gay porn stars.
07/29/2008
04:42

The Word - Save Ferris
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Our nation's Tilt-A-Whirl operators are feeling the crunch, and not just when the Tilt-A-Whirl collapses on them.
07/30/2008
04:13

Crosby, Stills & Nash Pt. 1
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Stephen asks Crosby, Stills & Nash if it's hard to redo the stationery every time Neil Young drops out of the band.
07/30/2008
00:30

Intro - 7/30/08
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America's state fairs are in trouble. Where will we step on strangers' vomit now?
07/30/2008
02:33

Canton Apology
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Stephen didn't mean to call Canton, Georgia crappy. He actually meant Canton, Kansas.
07/30/2008
02:23

Spiders for Stephen!
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Jason Bond is naming a spider after Stephen and all he had to do was shamelessly beg on national television.
07/30/2008
03:00

Fat Cat
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Instead of focusing on Ted Stevens' indictment, the New York Post dedicates their cover to the breaking story of a 44-pound cat from New Jersey.
07/30/2008
00:17

Thanks to the Guests
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Stephen thanks his guests Brendan Koerner and Buzz Aldrin.
07/31/2008
06:13

Buzz Aldrin
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Stephen asks Buzz Aldrin if "Fly Me to the Moon" -- his new animated film about flies on the Apollo mission -- is based on a true story.
07/31/2008
04:45

Brendan Koerner
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Stephen wants Brendan Koerner to tell him why they make fluorescent light bulbs look like soft serve ice cream if you're not supposed to lick them.
07/31/2008
03:04

Starbucks Cuts Jobs
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The economic downturn is hitting Starbucks right in the Fresh Roast beans.
07/31/2008
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