The Colbert Report

Intro - 1/8/13

Season 9 • 01/08/2013

Scientists study longevity, a Bin Laden film spurs controversy, and Chris Kluwe backs gay rights.

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Blood in the Water - Bill O'Reilly's Racial Insensitivity

Wikipedia's elephants page has more protection than elephants, and the liberal media twists Bill O'Reilly's compliment about Asians.
01/07/2013
04:59

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Jimmy Wales

Wikipedia co-founder Jimmy Wales explains operating costs, censorship in China and the budding Wikivoyager.
01/07/2013
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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
01/07/2013
02:44

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Fiscal Cliff Deal & Disincentives

Republicans accept President Obama's tax hikes on the wealthy, but luckily this horrible deal contains a few loopholes.
01/07/2013
02:53

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Stephen's Holiday Break

Stephen spends the first six days of vacation just going to the bathroom.
01/07/2013
07:05

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Cheating Death - Rage & Blood Transfusions

People naturally blessed with soul-choking bitterness live longer than the terminally calm, and drinking young blood is a great alternative to exercising.
01/08/2013
04:08

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Bin Laden Film Controversy

Since America is long overdue for a thorough investigation into its use of torture in movies, the Senate Intelligence Committee goes after "Zero Dark Thirty."
01/08/2013
05:58

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Chris Kluwe

Chris Kluwe explains the punter's role and reiterates his support for pro-gay Ravens linebacker Brendon Ayanbadejo.
01/08/2013
02:27

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Postage Price Hike

The USPS Forever Stamp goes up by one penny, which proves the government can't do anything right.
01/08/2013
00:13

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Sign Off - VACSA-TERN

Stephen sips on the blood of the young and admires himself in the mirror.
01/08/2013
00:38

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Intro - 1/8/13

Science finds the key to a long, healthy life, "Zero Dark Thirty" stirs up controversy, and NFL punter Chris Kluwe discusses gay rights advocacy.
01/08/2013
05:19

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Neil Shubin

The biological scientist shares his book, "The Universe Within: Discovering the Common History of Rocks, Planets, and People."
01/09/2013
04:51

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Gun Control Backlash

Schools work armed officers into their prom themes, and former NRA President Marion Hammer knows that outlawing assault weapons is just another form of discrimination.
01/09/2013
00:32

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Intro - 1/9/13

America considers gun control, a troubling food addiction surfaces, and paleontologist Neil Shubin finds the missing link between sea and land creatures.
01/09/2013
03:38

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Idaho's Walled & Armed Community

An exciting real estate opportunity boasts family shooting ranges, a firearms factory and safety from federal thugs.
01/09/2013
00:09

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Sign Off - McGnaw the Gluten-Free Beaver

Stephen says goodnight and gnaws on McGnaw's piece of wood.
01/09/2013
06:18

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Thought for Food - Wheat Addictions

America gets hooked on a new substance that's just as addictive as crack: a loaf of bread.
01/09/2013
03:00

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Roadside Sofa Boning

A 46-year-old man is arrested for having sex with a couch, so public schools start teaching safe sex with plastic slipcovers.
01/10/2013
03:43

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Benjamin Gibbard

The lead singer of Death Cab for Cutie discusses his relatively universal solo album, "Former Lives."
01/10/2013
05:19

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Obama's Failed Second Term

President Obama is turning out the way white males wanted him to, and Jack Lew's sloppy signature will make America's currency a laughingstock.
01/10/2013
04:36

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Tip/Wag - HAPIfork & Kevin Garnett

A consumer technology keeps people from consuming, and Kevin Garnett dishes out some Hefty brand trash talk.
01/10/2013
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