The Colbert Report

Intro - 2/10/09

Season 5 • 02/10/2009

Tough times for the Republican Party call for tax cuts.

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Economic Stimulus Debate

Democrats take a page from the Republicans' fear book when selling the economic stimulus bill.
02/05/2009
00:30

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Intro - 2/9/09

A married lesbian couple files for divorce and moves into separate Subaru Outbacks, and someone won a Grammy.
02/09/2009
02:43

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The New Word Czar

Michael Steele navigates the subtleties of our language as he talks about the stimulus bill.
02/09/2009
04:01

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Al Gore Steals Stephen's Grammy

Since Stephen's voice isn't worth a Grammy, he's going to stop talking forever.
02/09/2009
05:45

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ThreatDown - Gay Divorce

A lesbian couple files for divorce on the grounds of irreconcilable sameness, and the Japanese poop gold.
02/09/2009
06:02

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Shout Out - Honey, Counterterrorism & an Old Guard Flag

Stephen gets a fresh stash of pharmaceutical-grade hive jive and learns of a Counterterrorism Calendar.
02/10/2009
01:55

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The Visa Black Card

Visa: it's everywhere you want to be, unless that place is a Jimmy Buffett concert.
02/10/2009
05:12

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The Word - Loyal Opposition

The best way for Republicans to win back the trust of the people is to copy the strategy of our enemies.
02/10/2009
00:14

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You Look Like Stephen

You look like Stephen, if he were on a curvy, glassy thing.
02/10/2009
05:42

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Robert Ballard

Robert Ballard explains why ocean exploration is a good investment.
02/10/2009
00:31

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Intro - 2/10/09

Tough times for the Republican Party -- this sounds like a job for tax cuts.
02/10/2009
05:33

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Truth From the Gut

Forget looking into each other's eyes for the truth, we need to look into each other's guts.
02/11/2009
00:13

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Good Night -- Except for the West Coast

That's it for The Report, unless you are watching on the West Coast.
02/11/2009
00:31

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Intro - 2/11/09

Wshington, D.C. wants a vote, and Glenn Beck brings innovation to Fox News.
02/11/2009
02:02

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Westminster Dog Show Snub - Formula 40-Woof

Pick up some Formula 40-Woof today if you want your dog to be a winner.
02/11/2009
06:13

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DC Voting Rights Act - Eleanor Holmes Norton

Eleanor Holmes Norton will give Stephen a key to DC when residents get their voting rights.
02/11/2009
05:06

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Steven Pinker

Stephen wonders if putting your genome on the Internet is like posting the social security number that God gave you.
02/11/2009
04:58

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The DaColbert Code - Oscar Predictions

Instead of watching the movies, Stephen uses the DaColbert Code to pick the Oscar winners.
02/12/2009
04:40

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Adam Gopnik

Adam Gopnik claims that faith and fear no longer rule our lives because of Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin.
02/12/2009
01:43

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Goodbye, Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien has to get his invisible strings from Stephen if he ever wants to do his little dance again.
02/12/2009
06:37

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Obama Poster Debate - David Ross and Ed Colbert

David Ross and Ed Colbert debate the copyright issues surrounding Shepard Fairey's Obama poster.
02/12/2009
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