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The Word - Forgive and Forget

Season 6 • 03/30/2010

Instead of investigating the pope, the Catholic Church should get him a job at Sunglass Hut.

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02:57

Passover Dinner With Elijah
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Stephen buys the most expensive bottle of Manischewitz for his Passover dinner with Elijah.
03/29/2010
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Geriatric Breeding Program
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Stephen will capture and breed the elderly in captivity to save the senior population from vultures.
03/29/2010
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Sign Off - Friedrich Schiller
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Stephen quotes Friedrich Schiller as he says goodnight.
03/29/2010
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Passover Commercialism
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Jewish families embrace the Christmas spirit of commercialism with "Jewpardy" and the Ten Plagues Finger Puppets.
03/29/2010
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The Word - Napoleon Blown Apart
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The Republicans may have lost the health care fight, but that sets them up for real victory in November.
03/29/2010
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Ricky Martin Is Gay
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Stephen dismissed the rumors that Ricky Martin was gay back when he was a local anchor at WPTS Patterson Springs.
03/30/2010
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Thought for Food - Corn Diapers, Fatty Foods & Jamie Oliver
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Babies can now poop in corn diapers, junk food is addictive, and Jamie Oliver shows American kids how chicken nuggets are made.
03/30/2010
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Sign Off - Pringles & Whipped Cream
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Stephen signs off with his Pringles and whipped cream snack.
03/30/2010
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Simon Johnson
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Simon Johnson believes the Obama administration hasn't done enough to prevent another financial crisis.
03/30/2010
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Intro - 3/30/10
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Scandal rocks the church, Stephen looks at America's relationship with food, and Simon Johnson thinks banks have too much power.
03/30/2010
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The Word - Forgive and Forget
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If the pope is responsible for a sex abuse cover-up, the Catholic Church needs to reassign him to a religion where nobody knows him.
03/30/2010
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Intro - 3/31/10
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The federal government raids an anti-government militia, Easter gets attacked, and Craig Mullaney talks about fighting in Afghanistan.
03/31/2010
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Craig Mullaney
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Craig Mullaney talks about the current military situation and the changing momentum in Afghanistan.
03/31/2010
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02:58

Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Peabody Awards
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Stephen assumed that once you've won a Peabody, you just keep getting it -- like herpes.
03/31/2010
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Easter Under Attack - Peeps Display Update
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John Pineau provides an update on the upcoming trial of a woman evicted for putting marshmallow Peeps on her apartment door.
03/31/2010
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Tip/Wag - Hutaree Militia & ABC
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The Hutaree group gives apocalyptic militias a bad name, and "Lost" steals focus from the "V" countdown clock.
03/31/2010
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Sign Off - Finger Pointing Award
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Stephen says goodnight with the award he won for finger pointing.
03/31/2010
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00:04

Sign Off - Goodnight With an iPad
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Stephen looks up from his new iPad to say goodnight.
04/01/2010
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02:38

Stephen Gets a Free iPad
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Never mind how Stephen got an iPad -- luckily, there's an app that filters urine.
04/01/2010
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03:06

Jell-O Tampering
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A couple is arrested for replacing Jell-O pudding contents with aquarium sand and asking for a refund.
04/01/2010
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Intro - 4/1/10
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Republicans are all packing, and Judith Shulevitz talks about her summer tour with Ozzy.
04/01/2010
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