The Colbert Report
The Word - Military
Season 2 • 06/06/2006
The fact that gay people are married undermines Stephen's marriage.
Stone PhillipsThe Colbert ReportS2
After a montage of Stephen's greatest guests, Stone Phillips returns for a rematch of their previous gravitas-off.
Helium Balloon DropThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen works out the logistics of dropping a helium balloon.
The In-Box - 100th EpisodeThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen takes a dip into the in-box to see what everyone else thinks of his 100th show.
The Word - MeThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen salutes Me; not just himself, but everyone who's proud to refer to themselves as Me.
My First 100 Shows: How I Changed The WorldThe Colbert ReportS2
After just 100 episodes, The Colbert Report nearly wipes out the North American Grizzly.
666The Colbert ReportS2
The Colbert Report is the only TV studio taping in the vicinity where everyone gets a Bible.
Stephen's Sound Advice - GraduationThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen's advice to college graduates -- move back with your parents, pad your resume, apply for credit cards, don't backpack in Europe, streak the quad and don't graduate.
Christiane AmanpourThe Colbert ReportS2
Christiane Amanpour instructs Stephen on the correct way to pronounce Iraq and Iran.
Sign Off - 666 Almost OverThe Colbert ReportS2
The most evil day in all of human history, 6/6/06, is almost over, which means Stephen can restore evil items to his shelf.
Intro - 6/6/06The Colbert ReportS2
Tonight's episode is full of backward Satanic messages, gay marriage, college graduates and CNN foreign correspondent Christiane Amanpour.
The Word - MilitaryThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen proposes a military plan that will keep marriage pure between a man and a woman, regardless of whether that man and woman want to stay married.
ThreatDown - Bad HeroinThe Colbert ReportS2
Millions of deadly doses of Fentanyl-laced heroin might still be on the streets and Stephen advises his smack-addicted viewers to kick the H.
Sign Off - VaughnistonThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen finally decides on a combined name for Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn.
BalrogThe Colbert ReportS2
CNN confuses Satan with the Balrog from Lord of the Rings.
Steve SquyresThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen asks Steve Squyres, the principal investigator of the Mars Exploration Rover Mission, if they've found oil on Mars yet.
The Word - Big DealThe Colbert ReportS2
Al Gore's movie is the highest-grossing PowerPoint presentation in history.
Search for a New Black Friend - First SubmissionsThe Colbert ReportS2
The e-mail responses to Stephen's search for a new black friend have been whelming.
Intro - 6/7/06The Colbert ReportS2
In tonight's episode, Stephen discusses Mars with Steve Squyres and the U.S. offers nuclear technology to Iran.
Better Know a District - Texas' 22nd - Tom DeLayThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen describes an exquisitely gerrymandered district and gets an exclusive fake interview with Tom DeLay.
Intro - 6/8/06The Colbert ReportS2
In this episode, World Cup fever, Tom DeLay's last day in Congress and a visit with author Steven Johnson.
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