The Colbert Report
World Cup Co-Champions
Season 2 • 07/10/2006
Stephen celebrates America's technical victory of the World Cup.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Monkey Butter
Stephen proposes tracing the sexual activities of Americans with a microchip that has been injected into the "dirty area."
The Colbert ReportS2 Difference Makers - Steve Pelkey
Steve Pelkey's store in New Hampshire allows Massachusetts residents access to fireworks for the Fourth of July, making him the Harriet Tubman of fireworks.
The Colbert ReportS2 Christopher Noxon
Author Christopher Noxon defines the difference between adults who are childish and those who are childlike.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 6/29/06
Stephen reports on a pimp tax, fireworks laws, a book that claims adults act like children and America's birthday.
The Colbert ReportS2 Star Jones
In solidarity with Star Jones leaving "The View," Stephen is also leaving his show -- for a week.
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen's Sound Advice - Avoiding Wildfires
By staying away from people and cutting down trees, you can greatly reduce the chances of starting a wildfire.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 7/10/06
Stephen discusses how more companies are cutting pensions, provides a special report on wildfires and interviews Amy Sedaris.
The Colbert ReportS2 Wilford Brimley Calls - Mexico
Wilford Brimley calls Stephen at 3 a.m. from Mexico to borrow some pesos.
The Colbert ReportS2 Amy Sedaris
Amy Sedaris discusses her new movie, "Strangers With Candy," before tumbling with Stephen and Tad.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Silver Foxes
Stephen criticizes the elderly and argues that you should only get to retire if you've earned it.
The Colbert ReportS2 World Cup Co-Champions
Stephen proves that since America did not lose to Italy, we are in fact co-champions of the World Cup.
The Colbert ReportS2 Tony Hawk
Pro skateboarder Tony Hawk and Stephen agree that it's better to continue hurting yourself than to give up.
The Colbert ReportS2 Coddling Our Kids
Getting hit in the face with a utility ball teaches you something about life -- it teaches you not to get hit in the face with a utility ball.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Psychopharmaparenting
Stephen doesn't know the long-term effects of medicating kids, but he does know the long-term effects it will have on the pharmaceutical industry.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 7/11/06
This show is dedicated to our kids: what the hell is wrong with them?
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen R.A.P.S. - Talkin' to Kids
Stephen's spent enough time talking to parents, now it's time to loosen the tie and talk to some troubled teens.
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen Colbert's World of ColbertCraft
"Stephen Colbert's World of ColbertCraft" will be even more popular than his previous video game, "Stephen Colbert's Escape from Skateboard Mountain."
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 7/12/06
Stephen reports on the Supreme Court enforcing the Geneva Conventions, questions Washington State Congressman Rick Larsen, and interviews publisher Mort Zuckerman.
The Colbert ReportS2 Massachusetts - Gaysrael
The best way to protect marriage is to ban gay marriage in all states, but Massachusetts -- creating a Gaysrael.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - The America Conventions
If the Swiss had their way, every war would be fought with a tiny knife, a nail file, a magnifying glass and a toothpick.
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