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Judy Woodruff
Season 3 • 01/11/2007
Judy Woodruff is impressed by our nation's youth.
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01:49
President's Speech
The Colbert Report
S3
Watching President Bush address the nation is like hanging out with your best bud.
01/10/2007
03:56
The Word - Worry
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen wants to delicately remove Missouri and replace it with a stronger heartland: Texas.
01/10/2007
02:06
Invasion of the Country Snatchers
The Colbert Report
S3
Winning baby contests is what illegal immigrants are leaving their families and risking their lives to come here for.
01/10/2007
00:30
Intro - 1/10/07
The Colbert Report
S3
The red states may be turning blue, Tek Jansen has a new adventure, and America's taste in food is getting fancier.
01/10/2007
00:17
Sign Off - Thawing Meat
The Colbert Report
S3
Never thaw meat, poultry and fish products on the counter or in the sink without cold water.
01/10/2007
05:23
Tek Jansen - Hounds of Hell: Ragtime Billy Peaches
The Colbert Report
S3
In this episode, Tek Jansen is mysteriously teleported to the combatosphere orbiting over Asteroid Z.
01/10/2007
03:28
What Number Is Stephen Thinking Of? - Doubled Up
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen reminds his viewers that just because the numbers on the board are between one and five hundred, that doesn't mean the number he's thinking of is.
01/11/2007
04:02
Tip/Wag - Science and Technology
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen is outraged by the iPhone unless he gets one for free.
01/11/2007
05:43
Ken Roth
The Colbert Report
S3
On the fifth anniversary of Guantanamo Bay, Human Rights Watch executive director Ken Roth joins Stephen.
01/11/2007
00:28
Intro - 1/11/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen sends a monogrammed waterboard to Guantanamo for its fifth anniversary.
01/11/2007
06:48
Judy Woodruff
The Colbert Report
S3
Judy Woodruff talks about her new PBS documentary on Generation Next and grills Stephen on his tattoos.
01/11/2007
03:29
The Word - Victory!
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen suggests we redefine our goals to what is actually happening. Then victory will be ours.
01/15/2007
00:32
Intro - 1/15/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen discusses plastic surgery with author Alex Kuczynski and debuts his new financial segment.
01/15/2007
04:45
Alex Kuczynski
The Colbert Report
S3
Alex Kuczynski explains why we don't look better after spending $15 billion on plastic surgery.
01/15/2007
02:40
A Man's Touch
The Colbert Report
S3
It's insensitive to remind Condoleezza Rice that she's going to die without knowing a man's touch.
01/15/2007
06:04
Bears & Balls - Gas
The Colbert Report
S3
Buy gas! It's a sure-fire commodity with no risk except for the sure risk of fire.
01/15/2007
02:25
Inspired by Dr. King
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen calls for a national lie-in. It's time to go beyond passive resistance to pure passiveness.
01/15/2007
01:36
Squeaky Chair
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen is feeling a little high-strung with Bill O'Reilly's impending visit, and his chair is caught in the crossfire.
01/16/2007
03:20
Pesos for Pizza
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen is forced to rethink his three least favorite words: the Hollywood Foreign Press.
01/16/2007
03:37
The Word - Symbolic
The Colbert Report
S3
A symbolic Congress makes a symbolic stand against a symbolic war.
01/16/2007
00:35
Intro - 1/16/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen begins the show with some self-aggrandizing vocal warm-ups.
01/16/2007
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