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South Carolina Election Results

Season 9 • 05/08/2013

Mark Sanford defeats Elizabeth Colbert Busch in South Carolina.

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Exclusive - Better Know a District -Better Know a District - Maryland's 4th - Donna Edwards

Stephen and Congresswoman Donna Edwards go arm-to-arm in a football throwing challenge for charity.
05/07/2013
03:42

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Promposals

Hiring a marching band to ask a date to the prom is both romantic and the perfect way to remind the marching band that they have no date to the prom.
05/07/2013
04:51

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Douglas Rushkoff

"Present Shock" author Douglas Rushkoff talks about the dot-com boom, Facebook "friends" and stock derivatives.
05/07/2013
03:05

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Breaking News - Benghazi Whistleblowers

Fox News gets ready to uncover how the administration blew Benghazi, when they blew it, why they blew it and how they will continue to have blown it.
05/07/2013
00:05

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
05/07/2013
04:55

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Richard Besser

Richard Besser talks about his book, "Tell Me the Truth, Doctor: Easy-to-Understand Answers to Your Most Confusing and Critical Health Questions."
05/08/2013
00:34

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Intro - 5/8/13

Conservatives enjoy modified energy-efficient light bulbs, parents discover a trend, and Dr. Richard Besser answers questions about chronic diseases.
05/08/2013
06:36

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Spiteful Partisanship

Pat Toomey reveals that some Republicans disagree with President Obama just to disagree with him, not because they oppose green energy or gun control.
05/08/2013
00:06

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Sign Off - Helium Voice

Stephen emulates a cartoon character.
05/08/2013
03:01

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Going Diaperless

Nothing makes parents feel more in touch with their baby's most intimate functions than scraping it out of their shoes.
05/08/2013
05:46

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South Carolina Election Results

Stephen turns his back on South Carolina after voters pick Republican Mark Sanford for Congress instead of his sister.
05/08/2013
00:15

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Sign Off - "The Great Gatsby"

Stephen apologizes for not reading "The Great Gatsby."
05/09/2013
05:40

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Baz Luhrmann

"The Great Gatsby" director Baz Luhrmann explains the challenges in adapting F. Scott Fitzgerald's famous novel, and recounts meeting the author's granddaughter.
05/09/2013
02:51

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cOlbert's Book Club - "The Great Gatsby"

Pulitzer Prize-winning author Jennifer Egan helps kick off the first cOlbert Book Club, and director Baz Luhrmann discusses "The Great Gatsby."
05/09/2013
05:15

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cOlbert's Book Club - Jennifer Egan & "The Great Gatsby"

Pulitzer Prize-winning author Jennifer Egan helps Stephen smartificate on "The Great Gatsby."
05/09/2013
06:57

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cOlbert's Book Club - Learning "The Great Gatsby"

To prepare for his intellectual book discussion with Jennifer Egan, Stephen compares "The Great Gatsby" notes with Carey Mulligan.
05/09/2013
00:05

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
05/13/2013
06:47

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Jessica Buchanan & Erik Landemalm

The couple discuss their book, "Impossible Odds: The Kidnapping of Jessica Buchanan and Her Dramatic Rescue by SEAL Team Six."
05/13/2013
04:47

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ThreatDown - Planet Gay, World Wide Wood & Junkie Bears

The French Parliament approves gay marriage, customers order Viagra online, and bears pass out after huffing jet fuel.
05/13/2013
05:28

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Benghazi Attacks Talking Points

Greg Gutfeld calls the mainstream media "Obama's scandal condom," and ABC News obtains 12 drafts of the Benghazi talking points.
05/13/2013
03:25

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Colbert Super PAC SHH! - IRS Special Scrutiny

The IRS owes an apology to every Tea Party group in America, including Susie Johnson and her eight stuffed animals.
05/13/2013
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