Mind of Mencia

The Carlosaurus Rex Show

Season 3 • 04/01/2007

Carlosaurus Rex answers questions about gay cavemen, the awkward parts of puberty and dead pets.

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02:24

Reality TV
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Carlos reviews the most popular reality shows and suggests the kind of x-rated talents that the shows should feature.
08/06/2006
03:05

The Whitest People
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Carlos ponders the habits of white people, including using food for decoration, joining book clubs, buying Rumbas and wine tasting.
08/06/2006
02:34

That's America, Bitch!
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When Carlos travels around the world, people claim to hate America, but they always want to come back with him.
08/06/2006
02:47

Royal Religious Rumble
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Religious leaders step into the ring to wrestle their way to power.
08/13/2006
02:12

Dateline Punk'd
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A very specific reality show hosted by Ashton Kutcher takes unsuspecting perverts and busts their game.
08/13/2006
01:53

Troops at the Border
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Carlos questions why the U.S. placed unarmed troops at the Mexican border.
08/27/2006
03:22

Dinner for 75 (and Over)
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Carlos leads a no-holds-barred discussion about stereotypes, the American presidency and elderly porn with a group of senior citizens.
08/27/2006
04:34

Real Fairy Tales
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Carlos reveals the ugly truth about the children's stories "Goldilocks and the Three Bears" and "The Frog Prince."
08/27/2006
01:32

Bad Dream
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Carlos imagines what life would be like as a drunken driver, a delusional astronaut and Britney Spears.
04/01/2007
04:33

Coach Carlos
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Coach Carlos steps in to lead a team of basketball players with powerful asses to their first championship.
04/01/2007
03:01

The Carlosaurus Rex Show
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Carlosaurus Rex uses songs to teach kids lessons about masturbation and what really happened to all those pets who went to live on farms.
04/01/2007
02:59

Taxes
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In honor of Tax Day, Carlos explains how taxes keep the U.S. from becoming a third-world country.
04/15/2007
02:53

Smarter Than a Wetback
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Carlos hosts a game show that pits white people against Mexican people to determine which group is more intelligent.
04/15/2007
02:10

Bow Down
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Carlos imagines what life was really like in prison for DMX and Snoop Dogg.
04/15/2007
03:21

Female President
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Carlos hits the streets to find out if Americans would vote a woman, a gay man or a black man into the White House.
04/22/2007
04:00

Carloslam
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During Carlos's poetry slam, several poets take the stage to talk about Jenny Craig's chocolate cake, the letter V and what priests really want to say in church.
04/22/2007
03:44

Pride
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Carlos dissects some of the reasons why it sucks to be white in America.
04/22/2007
04:46

Freedom of Speech
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Carlos examines the power of words and points out reasons why people should feel free to exercise their right to free speech.
04/29/2007
01:35

Preacher
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Carlos and his brother learn about a preacher who has done the worst things anyone could imagine, including bestiality and cannibalism.
04/29/2007
05:14

Club Carlos
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The bouncer at Club Carlos explains how to get inside.
04/29/2007
01:53

Pimp Delicious Luscious
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Carlos interviews Pimp Delicious Luscious about the world's oldest profession.
05/06/2007
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