The Colbert Report

Father James Martin

Season 3 • 09/13/2007

Father James Martin sets Stephen straight about Mother Teresa's crisis of faith.

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New York City Schools Chancellor Joel Klein is willing to pay kids for good grades while Stephen is willing to pay kids to smoke and play video games.
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If NYC Schools Chancellor Joel Klein visits Stephen, then who's chancelling the schools?
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In the year since the last appearance of the Atone Phone, 1-888-OOPS-JEW has been taken by another company.
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MSNBC's unedited rebroadcast of the events of 9/11 gives Stephen an idea for boosting the president's approval ratings.
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Tek Jansen's latest adventure is his first adventure, from space dog vending to a fateful fall.
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Intro - 9/13/07

Tonight's episode is Stephen's last show before the Emmys and he will expose the truth about Mother Teresa and interview Ed Begley Jr.
09/13/2007
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The Emmys

Stephen has nothing against the other Emmy nominees -- except Jon Stewart.
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WristStrong

Stephen suggests that Matt Lauer slip his WristStrong bracelet to President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
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Stephen for President - Answering the Call

Viggo Mortensen surrenders a huge letter opener to Stephen as a sign for him to run for president.
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Ed Begley Jr.

Ed Begley Jr. became interested in environmental issues as a Boy Scout and maintained his interest only to gain more merit badges.
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Father James Martin

Stephen asks Father James Martin if he was shocked to find out that Mother Teresa is probably in hell.
09/13/2007
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Intro - 9/18/07

Tonight, Stephen reports on changes to the California electoral system, profiles one of America's unsung heroes and interviews Susan Sarandon.
09/18/2007
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Susan Sarandon

Susan Sarandon tells Stephen that her phone was bugged because Sean Penn was probably calling her.
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Difference Makers - Nitro Girl

Nitro Girl is the most patriotic giant American woman since the Statue of Liberty -- and she does it all without inviting immigrants to invade our country.
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The Word - Let My People Go

Every presidential election year, California's 55 electoral college votes go to the Democratic candidate just because more people voted for him.
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Naomi Wolf

Naomi Wolf says America is on the road to fascism. Stephen calls Head of Secret Police!
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Intro - 9/19/07

A college student is tasered at a Kerry speech, America is taking forever to turn into a fascist state and Stephen's carbon footprint is Prada.
09/19/2007
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We should all learn to recycle like Louis Vuitton and the new patchwork bag.
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The Word - Solitarity

If that young man who was tasered expected his peers to rise up in protest, he was asking the wrong generation.
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The Word - Market Forces

When it comes to getting killed, innocent Iraqis have never had so many choices.
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Jeffrey Toobin

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