The Colbert Report
Second Year Portrait
Season 2 E 132 • 10/17/2006
Stephen unveils a new portrait of himself for his second year.
The Colbert ReportS2 E131Intro - 10/16/06
Stephen looks at the midterm elections, sees Republican scandals in a positive light, and gets his cheeks swabbed by lawyer Barry Scheck.
The Colbert ReportS2 E131The Word - Russian Dolls
The GOP needs something to help push the Foley mess off the front page, and Stephen has the answer: another, larger scandal.
The Colbert ReportS2 E131CBGB's
New York's famous CBGB's club closed over the weekend, causing Stephen to wax nostalgic about all the nights he went down there to yell at them for making too much noise.
The Colbert ReportS2 E131Barry Scheck
Barry Scheck does DNA testing trying to exonerate the wrongfully convicted. Stephen thinks he sounds soft on crime.
The Colbert ReportS2 E132Descending Screen
For the show's anniversary, Stephen has received a descending screen as a gift, as well as other descending things.
The Colbert ReportS2 E132Anniversary Cake
Someone very special to Stephen jumps out of his anniversary cake.
The Colbert ReportS2 E132One Year Anniversary
Stephen gets choked up after realizing that he's affected Oprah's vocabulary.
The Colbert ReportS2 E132Intro - 10/17/06
Tonight, Stephen celebrates The Colbert Report's first birthday, encourages more U.S. households to marry and interviews biologist Richard Dawkins.
The Colbert ReportS2 E132Richard Dawkins
Biologist Richard Dawkins explains that he does not believe in God, but also that the world was not created randomly.
The Colbert ReportS2 E132The Word - Irreconcilable Differences
To bump up the numbers of married couples, Stephen suggests we enforce gays to marry.
The Colbert ReportS2 E132Second Year Portrait
As a way to celebrate The Colbert Report's anniversary, Stephen commissioned a new portrait of himself to be painted.
The Colbert ReportS2 E133Sport Report - Smack Talk
Stephen encourages viewers to send in smack talk for the Saginaw Spirit's upcoming games.
The Colbert ReportS2 E133Elephant Vasectomies
Veterinarians are traveling to Africa to give elephants vasectomies in an effort to deal with overpopulation.
The Colbert ReportS2 E133Santorum's Iraqi Lord of the Rings
Rick Santorum metaphorically points out that the forces of evil are drawing near to Minas Tirith -- which, Stephen guesses, is Ohio.
The Colbert ReportS2 E133Intro - 10/18/06
In this episode, Stephen discusses James Baker and a culture war in America, and interviews former White House aid David Kuo.
The Colbert ReportS2 E133Jeopardy
Stephen infiltrates a TV show combining the worst elements of facts, Hollywood and Canada.
The Colbert ReportS2 E133The Word - Sherlock
By quoting Sherlock Holmes and using the process of elimination, Stephen explains that we did not invade Iraq at all.
The Colbert ReportS2 E133David Kuo
Stephen and David Kuo talk about "compassionate conservatives" and the separation of church and state.
The Colbert ReportS2 E134eBay Portrait Bid
The Colbert online army has responded to an auction for a portrait of Stephen with bids up to $99,999,999.00.
The Colbert ReportS2 E134Intro - 10/19/06
In this episode, Stephen discusses America's population, visits New York state and talks with Nobel Prize winner Peter Agre.
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