The Colbert Report
Intro - 5/14/13
Season 9 • 05/14/2013
Congress considers immigration reform, and "The Da Vinci Code" author Dan Brown joins Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS9 Jessica Buchanan & Erik Landemalm
The couple discuss their book, "Impossible Odds: The Kidnapping of Jessica Buchanan and Her Dramatic Rescue by SEAL Team Six."
The Colbert ReportS9 ThreatDown - Planet Gay, World Wide Wood & Junkie Bears
The French Parliament approves gay marriage, customers order Viagra online, and bears pass out after huffing jet fuel.
The Colbert ReportS9 Benghazi Attacks Talking Points
Greg Gutfeld calls the mainstream media "Obama's scandal condom," and ABC News obtains 12 drafts of the Benghazi talking points.
The Colbert ReportS9 Colbert Super PAC SHH! - IRS Special Scrutiny
The IRS owes an apology to every Tea Party group in America, including Susie Johnson and her eight stuffed animals.
The Colbert ReportS9 Dan Brown
Dan Brown discusses Dante's "Inferno," explains why he puts everything in puzzle form and becomes the subject of an anagram.
The Colbert ReportS9 Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Maxim
Maxim's Hot 100 honors a Disney star, and Stephen wishes to be objectified like a piece of meat again.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Maxim's Hot 100
Stephen reviews Maxim's picks for 2013.
The Colbert ReportS9 Obamacare Repeal Vote
New representatives should get to do all the good votes they weren't there for, like repealing Obamacare, ending Prohibition and declaring war on Japan.
The Colbert ReportS9 Heritage Foundation's Immigration Study
Jason Richwine's 2009 racist immigration paper had no influence on the Heritage Foundation's racist immigration paper co-written by Jason Richwine.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 5/14/13
Congress compromises on immigration reform, Maxim never changes, and bestselling author Dan Brown sits down with Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS9 Cyndi Lauper
Megastar Cyndi Lauper shares the story of a shoe factory owner and drag queen from Broadway's hit musical "Kinky Boots."
The Colbert ReportS9 Better Know a District - Wisconsin's 4th - Gwen Moore Pt. 1
Openly black Congresswoman Gwen Moore discusses big government, class warfare and Paul Ryan's budget.
The Colbert ReportS9 Better Know a District - Wisconsin's 4th - Gwen Moore Pt. 2
Congresswoman Gwen Moore talks about growing up on welfare, getting to know Scott Walker and posing on an imaginary Harley.
The Colbert ReportS9 Bug Protein
According to the United Nations, all New Yorkers with bed bugs are technically ranchers raising healthy sources of fat, protein and fiber.
The Colbert ReportS9 Tip/Wag - Wind Turbines & China
The Obama administration fails to prosecute wind energy companies for killing eagles, and China launches a Middle East peace proposal.
The Colbert ReportS9 Asparagusgate
The House Judiciary Committee grills Attorney General Eric Holder, and Louie Gohmert accuses Holder of casting aspersions on his asparagus.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 5/16/13
Windmills have their shortcomings, printable weapons threaten gun control, and Dr. Daniel Lieberman discusses his research on long-distance running.
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