The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Swing and a Missile
Season 4 • 01/19/2000
"Atoll" is a military word for "Island of Monkeys Squirming in Fire."
Chastity Belts for EverybodyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4
Everyone in tonight's audience will go home with a Chastity Belt 2000.
Headlines - The Deli Report - Italian Lunchmeat 2000The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4
The U.S. lifts a 20-year ban on Italian mortadella in response to the American complaint: why is this Jimmy Dean breakfast patty so under marbled?
Navy SquealThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4
John McCain got into some hot water with homosexuals, but it's not as kinky as it sounds.
Freddie Prinze, Jr.The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4
Freddie Prinze, Jr. complains about the cold microphone pack on his butt.
Back in Black - Humidifier HumperThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4
Lewis Black comments on the cold weather, white supremacy, South African pot smoking doctors, robot dogs and dog shows.
Recap - 1/19/00The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4
Jon Stewart recaps the main story of the night and previews tomorrow's show.
The Deli Report - Italian Lunchmeat 2000 - Via SatelliteThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4
European Bureau Chief Steve Carell reports from London, England on the lifted ban of mortadella.
Other News - The African ScreenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4
Considering Mozambique's 33% literacy rate, film directors are meeting with Jim Varney's people.
Moment of Zen - CB2000The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4
A pixilated penis in a Chastity Belt 2000.
Jon Joins the JuddsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4
Jon Stewart highlights the stories for tonight's show and makes a very important announcement.
Swing and a MissileThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4
The U.S. missile defense system fails, resulting in Osama bin Laughing.
Nut CaseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4
The Chastity Belt 2000 suppresses sexual urges and restricts bothersome erections.
Jerry SpringerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4
Jerry Springer believes that he's just a normal guy with an outrageous show.
Headlines - Air ManagementThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4
Michael Jordan becomes part-owner of the Washington Wizards and Hillary Clinton is confronted by a Buffalo radio DJ.
Moment of Zen - Bruce BeachThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4
Doomsayer Bruce Beach has trouble opening the lock of his fallout shelter.
Other News - Das BootyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4
A German businessman almost faces the death penalty after having sex with an unmarried Iranian woman -- he mouths to her, "Call me."
Helter ShelterThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4
Bruce Beach created a fall out shelter with all the comforts of a home built out of 42 buried school buses.
This Just In - Odor HomeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4
A South African radio station holds a car give away contest that's like being homeless, but with a prize
Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - MagnoliaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4
Even Robert Altman would say that "Magnolia" has too many people in it.
Ad Nauseam - Victoria's SecretThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS4
Michael Blieden can't concentrate on the bras Victoria's Secret is trying to sell when he's staring at them in use.
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