The Colbert Report

Syria Conflict & End Times Prophecy

Season 9 • 09/18/2013

The Bible weighs in on the Syrian conflict.

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00:06

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen blows a kiss goodnight.
09/17/2013
04:19

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Soul-Rending Cheerios Ad

Cheerios leverages the death of a grandparent and joins the ranks of undead endorsed cereals like Count Chocula.
09/17/2013
00:32

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Intro - 9/17/13

The rich have it better than the poor, the cereal industry makes progress, and U.S. Secretary of Education Arne Duncan sits down with Stephen.
09/17/2013
03:18

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The People's Republic of Obamastan & Forbes 400 Losers

President Obama pits the unattainably rich against the unimaginably rich, and 61 billionaires fail to make the Forbes 400 list.
09/17/2013
06:41

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Colbert Platinum - Luxury Ice & Hot Dic-Tip

Dean & DeLuca advertises 10 hand-carved ice cubes for $75, and Jennifer Lopez sings "Happy Birthday" to an Asian despot.
09/17/2013
05:51

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Arne Duncan

U.S. Secretary of Education Arne Duncan discusses Obama's Race to the Top initiative and Preschool for All program.
09/17/2013
03:41

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Navy Yard Shooting & Gun Violence Causes

Fox News complains about background checks after the Navy Yard shooting, and Eric Bolling wonders who started blaming video games for gun violence.
09/18/2013
00:06

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Sign Off - "Damascus Countdown"

Stephen reads Joel Rosenberg's apocalyptic novel.
09/18/2013
06:11

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Nicholson Baker

Author Nicholson Baker discusses his garden metaphor for life and his desire to rename genitalia.
09/18/2013
05:44

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United Nations on Syria Conflict - Andrew Sullivan

Political blogger Andrew Sullivan trusts the U.N. Security Council more than America to resolve the crisis in Syria.
09/18/2013
05:15

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Syria Conflict & End Times Prophecy

According to Fox News' Neil Cavuto and Armageddon enthusiast Joel Rosenberg, the Syrian conflict may bring about the apocalypse.
09/18/2013
03:56

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Jack Johnson

Singer-songwriter Jack Johnson talks about rock 'n' roll, the "Hawaiian Grammys" and love songs.
09/19/2013
03:55

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Tip/Wag - Hammunition & George Clooney

An Idaho company creates pork-laced bullets to fight Muslim extremists, and George Clooney uses a spy satellite to track Omar al-Bashir's army in Sudan.
09/19/2013
03:12

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Obamacare Navigators

Republican lawmakers in Florida restrict Obamacare navigators because they might steal the identity of the uninsured poor.
09/19/2013
03:13

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Obamacare Government Shutdown

Republicans threaten to shut down the federal government if Democrats don't vote to defund Obamacare.
09/19/2013
03:10

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On Notice - Pope Francis - Jim Martin

Father Jim Martin talks about Pope Francis' views on conservative Catholic rules and lavish popemobiles.
09/24/2013
03:20

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On Notice - Pope Francis

Pope "Kumbaya" Francis drops papal bombshells during an interview, like accepting gay people and embracing female leadership in the church.
09/24/2013
00:06

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Sign Off - Emmy Exhibition

Stephen flaunts his two Emmy Awards.
09/24/2013
05:49

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Stephen's Emmy Awards

Stephen makes a verbal gaffe while accepting an Emmy, and Jon Stewart couldn't be happier about Stephen's win.
09/24/2013
04:13

The Colbert ReportS9
Metallica

Lars Ulrich, James Hetfield, Robert Trujillo and Kirk Hammett talk about being angry in your 50s and performing on television.
09/24/2013
06:51

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt

"Don Jon" director Joseph Gordon-Levitt examines what porn and romantic comedies have in common.
09/25/2013
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