The Colbert Report
Season 2 • 04/25/2006
If there is no Jesus, then who carried Stephen on that beach?
Hugh HewittThe Colbert ReportS2
Hugh Hewitt thinks the Republicans are aiming at an electoral iceberg and they need to turn the ship around quickly.
Sign Off - Chatty CathyThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen had a report on pork barrel politics prepared, but Hugh Hewitt spoiled it.
Money & Politics: The Machine That Ain't BrokeThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen thinks you can measure a candidate's character in dollars.
Intro - 4/24/06The Colbert ReportS2
Tonight, Stephen talks to conservative talk show host Hugh Hewitt and wonders if we should take money out of politics.
Contacting John LennonThe Colbert ReportS2
This is the kind of science Stephen likes -- the kind with the word "pseudo" in front of it.
Intro - 4/25/06The Colbert ReportS2
In tonight's episode, David Lee Roth fails as a radio host, Arlen Specter proposes an oil tax and Stephen talks God with author Sam Harris.
Sign Off - Bush ClockThe Colbert ReportS2
It's almost midnight on the East Coast, which means soon there will be only 999 days left in the Bush presidency.
The Word - PanamaThe Colbert ReportS2
Like the Bush administration, celebrities should never try anything new.
Fract - Middle NameThe Colbert ReportS2
In 1983, Stephen legally changed his middle name.
ThreatDown - Tom HanksThe Colbert ReportS2
Tom Hanks' latest movie questions the divinity of Jesus -- not to mention, what's with the hair?
Sam HarrisThe Colbert ReportS2
Sam Harris reminds Stephen that we're all atheists with respect to Poseidon.
Better Know a District - Georgia's 11th - Phil GingreyThe Colbert ReportS2
Representative Phil Gingrey won in Newt Gingrich's old district when voters confused their last names.
Intro - 4/26/06The Colbert ReportS2
In tonight's episode, "The Star Spangled Banner" is translated into Spanish, and Sebastian Junger discusses his cheery book on the Boston Strangler.
Sebastian JungerThe Colbert ReportS2
Sebastian Junger is even more rugged in person than he appears on the back of his books.
Armed and ReadyThe Colbert ReportS2
"Hannity & Colmes" have the bomb, and Stephen is not about to let that stand.
The Word - EnglishThe Colbert ReportS2
Our national anthem is now a ditty for immigrants to sing as they stream across our broken borders.
Sign Off - YellowcakeThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen has slam dunk intelligence on Joe Scarborough's nuclear program.
Snow: InformerThe Colbert ReportS2
With the appointment of Tony Snow as White House Press Secretary, Stephen positions himself for a job in Homeland Security.
Bill KristolThe Colbert ReportS2
Neocon Bill Kristol makes some friends on the Upper West Side with a prediction that the Democrats will take the House in the upcoming election.
All You Need to Know - Sleight of HandThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen demonstrates how David Copperfield escaped a mugging without losing his belongings.
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