The Colbert Report

Israel's New Bird

Season 4 • 06/11/2008

Choosing a national bird is one of the biggest decisions a country must make.

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03:48

The Colbert ReportS4
The Elitist Menace Among Us

Stephen could never picture Senator Obama at an Applebee's salad bar, and not just because Applebee's doesn't have a salad bar.
06/10/2008
05:38

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Smokin' Pole - Canada's Hockey Theme

The theme to hockey night in Canada makes everything more exciting, especially American things.
06/10/2008
00:56

The Colbert ReportS4
New Giant iPhone

Stephen thought it was a status symbol to pull out an iPhone from your pocket, but that's nothing compared to pulling one out of your U-Haul.
06/10/2008
06:36

The Colbert ReportS4
Alan Rabinowitz

Zoologist Alan Rabinowitz almost makes Stephen cry with the story of how he was inspired to save big cats.
06/10/2008
00:32

The Colbert ReportS4
Intro - 6/10/08

Stephen questions if Barack Obama is an elitist, takes a look at the top ten beaches of the Arctic, and discusses endangered cats with Alan Rabinowitz.
06/10/2008
05:46

The Colbert ReportS4
David Hajdu

David Hajdu talks about a time in America when comics were about crime and vice, like Grand Theft Auto.
06/11/2008
03:59

The Colbert ReportS4
The Word - U.S. Airweighs

It's embarrassing enough when your doctor tells you to get on the scale. Now replace your doctor with a ticket agent.
06/11/2008
04:36

The Colbert ReportS4
Un-American News - U.S. Election Edition

Barack Obama is being praised by every country with access to word processing technology. Sorry, Estonia, maybe next year.
06/11/2008
00:29

The Colbert ReportS4
Memorized Script

Stephen finally recites the entire script, now he's got to start memorizing the next 408 episodes.
06/11/2008
00:30

The Colbert ReportS4
Intro - 6/11/08

Airlines suffer from high fuel prices and other countries are dying to find out who is going to ignore them next.
06/11/2008
04:20

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Israel's New Bird

Congratulations, Israel. Just as America soars like the might eagle, may you emulate the noble long-billed hoopoe by squirting fecal matter at intruders.
06/11/2008
05:25

The Colbert ReportS4
Dickson Despommier

Stephen asks Dickson Despommier if growing food in vertical towers is an elitist way to farm.
06/12/2008
02:49

The Colbert ReportS4
We the MEdiator

Clint Eastwood is not Spike Lee's father and they are not on a plantation, although that'd make a hilarious antebellum buddy comedy.
06/12/2008
04:21

The Colbert ReportS4
Stephen Colbert's Make McCain Exciting Challenge!

You the heroes have stepped up to answer John McCain's call to spice up his speech in Stephen Colbert's Make McCain Exciting Challenge.
06/12/2008
00:28

The Colbert ReportS4
Intro - 6/12/08

Are Native Americans' needs being met this election? If not, would they settle for some lovely beads?
06/12/2008
06:57

The Colbert ReportS4
Winona LaDuke

Stephen asks former Green Party vice presidential candidate and Native American activist Winona LaDuke what it's like to be an oppressed elitist.
06/12/2008
00:30

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Intro - 6/16/08

Stephen questions whether the U.S. should boycott the Olympics, introduces enemies at home, and discusses intelligent design with Kenneth Miller.
06/16/2008
03:40

The Colbert ReportS4
The Word - Ploy-cott

Let the other countries boycott the Beijing Olympics, but America has to go.
06/16/2008
04:11

The Colbert ReportS4
The Enemy Within - Wizard Teachers

Stephen interviews a substitute teacher in Florida who was fired for wizardry.
06/16/2008
06:32

The Colbert ReportS4
Kenneth Miller

Kenneth Miller compares advocates of intelligent design to welfare queens waiting for the government to give them a handout.
06/16/2008
01:46

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Tim Russert Tribute

Stephen pays homage to Tim Russert by showing his interview on "Meet the Press."
06/16/2008
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