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Anderson Cooper's Kryptonite
Season 7 • 08/18/2011
Celebrity poop puns compromise Anderson Cooper's journalistic composure.
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05:08
The Colbert Report
S7
Tip/Wag - Evangelical Scientists & Rick Santorum
Evangelical scientists break up the Bible's most famous couple, and Rick Santorum puts the issue of gay marriage into terms everyday people can understand.
08/17/2011
05:04
The Colbert Report
S7
Jeff Bridges
Jeff Bridges talks about winning an Oscar, playing The Dude, keeping it real for his bluesy music.
08/17/2011
00:36
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 8/17/11
Rick Perry becomes the Republican frontrunner, Adam and Eve might not have existed, and Jeff Bridges performs music from his album.
08/17/2011
00:08
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Jeff Bridges' Album Cover
Stephen says goodnight from behind Jeff Bridges' self-titled album cover.
08/17/2011
03:13
The Colbert Report
S7
Russia's James Bonds vs. America's Barack Obama
While Vladimir Putin bags tigers in Siberia, Barack Obama bags a pie on his Midwestern safari.
08/18/2011
02:39
The Colbert Report
S7
Colbert Super PAC - PARRY-with-an-A-GATE! - Day 6 - We May Have Did It!
Rick Parry might be the only write-in candidate to rank in the Ames straw poll top 10, but the Iowa GOP refuses to release the results for public scrutiny.
08/18/2011
03:57
The Colbert Report
S7
Colbert Super PAC - PARRY-with-an-A-GATE! - Day 6 - WOI in Des Moines Reports
Stephen goes live via satellite to The Colbert Report's local affiliate in Des Moines, WOI, for the latest on the Rick Parry write-in scandal.
08/18/2011
00:08
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - WOI in Des Moines
Stephen reminds Colbert Nation to tune into The Colbert Report's Des Moines affiliate station, WOI.
08/18/2011
00:36
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 8/18/11
The Iowa straw poll has become an empty dirt field, Anderson Cooper loses his composure, and computer hacker Kevin Mitnick discusses technology.
08/18/2011
05:54
The Colbert Report
S7
Kevin Mitnick
Once the world's most wanted hacker, Kevin Mitnick talks about his start as a phone prankster and his years as a government fugitive.
08/18/2011
04:25
The Colbert Report
S7
Anderson Cooper's Kryptonite
If "Depard-two" tickled Anderson Cooper's funny bone, Stephen has just the thing to slit his jocular vein.
08/18/2011
03:31
The Colbert Report
S7
Michele Bachmann's Natural Disaster Metaphor
In Michele Bachmann's metaphor, God represents the American people, politicians represent themselves, and the hurricane represents the earthquake.
09/06/2011
06:21
The Colbert Report
S7
Cheating Death - Placebocisers & Vaxamalgam
The American Council on Exercise finds that toning shoes offer no benefits, and pharmaceutical companies create two-for-one combination pills to extend their patents.
09/06/2011
05:21
The Colbert Report
S7
The Word - Happy Endings
Since people know how everything ends, they can either worry or they can enjoy the show.
09/06/2011
00:09
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Placebocisers
Stephen puts on Prescott Orthopedics' shin-core toning Placebociser.
09/06/2011
05:26
The Colbert Report
S7
Tim Pawlenty
Tim Pawlenty discusses his reasons for dropping out of the presidential race and endorses Stephen in the 2012 election.
09/06/2011
00:07
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Stephen Uses His iPad
Stephen takes a break from his iPad to say good night.
09/07/2011
05:32
The Colbert Report
S7
This Weak in National Secowardty
Whenever terrorists come up with a new way to attack air travel, the TSA finds innovative ways to overreact, but all that security is about to disappear.
09/07/2011
07:09
The Colbert Report
S7
Robin Wright
Robin Wright believes that, by rejecting extremism, Muslims have created the most important political turning point of the early 21st century.
09/07/2011
03:24
The Colbert Report
S7
Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial Paraphrase
Controversy develops around the Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial, and not just because the sculptor mistakenly made him white.
09/07/2011
03:59
The Colbert Report
S7
PARRY-with-an-A-GATE! - Day 26 - Update
WOI station manager and men's room Emmy fluffer Ray Cole sends an update on the Rick Parry write-in scandal.
09/07/2011
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