The Colbert Report
Anderson Cooper's Kryptonite
Season 7 • 08/18/2011
Celebrity poop puns compromise Anderson Cooper's journalistic composure.
Tip/Wag - Evangelical Scientists & Rick SantorumThe Colbert ReportS7
Evangelical scientists break up the Bible's most famous couple, and Rick Santorum puts the issue of gay marriage into terms everyday people can understand.
Jeff BridgesThe Colbert ReportS7
Jeff Bridges talks about winning an Oscar, playing The Dude, keeping it real for his bluesy music.
Intro - 8/17/11The Colbert ReportS7
Rick Perry becomes the Republican frontrunner, Adam and Eve might not have existed, and Jeff Bridges performs music from his album.
Sign Off - Jeff Bridges' Album CoverThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen says goodnight from behind Jeff Bridges' self-titled album cover.
Russia's James Bonds vs. America's Barack ObamaThe Colbert ReportS7
While Vladimir Putin bags tigers in Siberia, Barack Obama bags a pie on his Midwestern safari.
Colbert Super PAC - PARRY-with-an-A-GATE! - Day 6 - We May Have Did It!The Colbert ReportS7
Rick Parry might be the only write-in candidate to rank in the Ames straw poll top 10, but the Iowa GOP refuses to release the results for public scrutiny.
Colbert Super PAC - PARRY-with-an-A-GATE! - Day 6 - WOI in Des Moines ReportsThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen goes live via satellite to The Colbert Report's local affiliate in Des Moines, WOI, for the latest on the Rick Parry write-in scandal.
Sign Off - WOI in Des MoinesThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen reminds Colbert Nation to tune into The Colbert Report's Des Moines affiliate station, WOI.
Intro - 8/18/11The Colbert ReportS7
The Iowa straw poll has become an empty dirt field, Anderson Cooper loses his composure, and computer hacker Kevin Mitnick discusses technology.
Kevin MitnickThe Colbert ReportS7
Once the world's most wanted hacker, Kevin Mitnick talks about his start as a phone prankster and his years as a government fugitive.
Anderson Cooper's KryptoniteThe Colbert ReportS7
If "Depard-two" tickled Anderson Cooper's funny bone, Stephen has just the thing to slit his jocular vein.
Michele Bachmann's Natural Disaster MetaphorThe Colbert ReportS7
In Michele Bachmann's metaphor, God represents the American people, politicians represent themselves, and the hurricane represents the earthquake.
Cheating Death - Placebocisers & VaxamalgamThe Colbert ReportS7
The American Council on Exercise finds that toning shoes offer no benefits, and pharmaceutical companies create two-for-one combination pills to extend their patents.
The Word - Happy EndingsThe Colbert ReportS7
Since people know how everything ends, they can either worry or they can enjoy the show.
Sign Off - PlacebocisersThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen puts on Prescott Orthopedics' shin-core toning Placebociser.
Tim PawlentyThe Colbert ReportS7
Tim Pawlenty discusses his reasons for dropping out of the presidential race and endorses Stephen in the 2012 election.
Sign Off - Stephen Uses His iPadThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen takes a break from his iPad to say good night.
This Weak in National SecowardtyThe Colbert ReportS7
Whenever terrorists come up with a new way to attack air travel, the TSA finds innovative ways to overreact, but all that security is about to disappear.
Robin WrightThe Colbert ReportS7
Robin Wright believes that, by rejecting extremism, Muslims have created the most important political turning point of the early 21st century.
Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial ParaphraseThe Colbert ReportS7
Controversy develops around the Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial, and not just because the sculptor mistakenly made him white.
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