The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Dollars and Cents - Critical Indexes

Season 5 • 06/05/2001

The Dow and the NASDAQ float high in the sea of indexes.

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01:37

Shift Storm
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Trent Lott demands the Republicans wage war against the Democrats and restore democracy to Washington D.C.
06/04/2001
03:35

Fozzie Math
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Due to their failed marketing attempts, the German parent company of the Muppets puts them up for sale.
06/04/2001
00:27

Moment of Zen - Kermit the German
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Kermit the Frog plays the banjo and sings in German.
06/04/2001
05:39

Richard Belzer
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Richard Belzer talks about being roasted at the Toyota Comedy Festival and Jim Jeffords' senate defection.
06/05/2001
00:31

Recap - 6/5/01
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Jon recaps the night's top stories: "Survivor" in Kenya, the NBA stripper sex scandal and the phantom film reviewer.
06/05/2001
01:56

Headlines - Reality Bites
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Producer Mark Burnett announces plans to shoot the third installment of "Survivor" in Kenya.
06/05/2001
00:10

Moment of Zen - Food Fight
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A vicious battle breaks out between a sandwich and a can of soup.
06/05/2001
03:26

Headlines - Rim Job
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An Atlanta club owner is indicted for paying strippers to have sex with professional basketball players.
06/05/2001
01:26

Other News - Two Thumbs Made Up
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Columbia Pictures invents critic David Manning to write glowing blurbs about their summer films.
06/05/2001
03:36

No Kidding
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The town of Renfro, OK hopes to lure children to its town by mowing its gutters.
06/05/2001
03:25

Dollars and Cents - Critical Indexes
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Steve Carell and Mo Rocca break down the two most important financial indexes in America - the Dow Jones Industrial Average and the NASDAQ.
06/05/2001
01:27

Headlines - Afghan Wigs
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The Taliban's Ministry of Virtue and Prevention of Vice issued an edict banning the consumption of alcohol and pork.
06/06/2001
02:41

Headlines - Run of a Preacher Man
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The Reverend Al Sharpton announces from prison that he plans to run for president in 2004.
06/06/2001
01:26

Recap - 6/6/01
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Jon revisits Elton John's car auction, congratulates the democrats for taking control of congress and previews tomorrow's show.
06/06/2001
02:32

Ad Nauseam - Slomin's Shield
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Steve Carell analyzes two vastly different commercials for the Slomin's Shield appealing to vastly different demographics.
06/06/2001
05:13

Al Roker
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Al Roker talks about his work on the "Today" show and his new book, "Don't Make Me Stop This Car."
06/06/2001
02:36

Other News - Garage Aux Folles
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Sir Elton John is auctioning off his classic cars to make space in his garage for an art gallery.
06/06/2001
02:59

Headlines - Afghan Tourism
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Stephen Colbert touts Afghanistan as 2001's hot vacation destination.
06/06/2001
00:09

Moment of Zen - Afghan Women
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Fully covered women in Afghanistan chant and sing.
06/06/2001
03:49

Hell in a Handbag
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Mo Rocca discovers that the violent antics of soccer hooligans are anything but under control.
06/07/2001
03:46

Lott in Hell
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The balance of power in Washington has made Daschle the majority leader, and the government's most powerful Democrat since Dianne Feinstein stopped daily nandrolone dopings.
06/07/2001
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