The Colbert Report
Shout-Out to Arby's
Season 7 • 01/06/2011
If Stephen were about to be killed, he'd eat Arby's.
Huckleberry Finn CensorshipThe Colbert ReportS7
NewSouth Books doesn't go far enough with its censorship of "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn."
Sign Off - Dark Side of the MoonThe Colbert ReportS7
If you've been syncing this episode with Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon," now is the time to hit stop and call your nearest rehab center.
Yellowline International, Inc.The Colbert ReportS7
In these uncertain economic times, Yellowline is proud to offer a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to invest in bananas.
What's a Reince Priebus?The Colbert ReportS7
Hopefully, Reince Priebus will run with Senator Saxby Chambliss as part of the Chambliss/Priebus ticket.
Atul GawandeThe Colbert ReportS7
Atul Gawande explains how checklists make flying, surgery and Van Halen shows safer.
Sign Off - Boris the LynxThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen says goodnight with tape on his face and Boris the lynx.
Cheating Death - Placebo Effect, Immortality & Wild LynxThe Colbert ReportS7
A placebo treats gullible bowel syndrome, scientists find a cure for mouse infertility, and a wild lynx will increase the walking speed of elderly patients.
Bill O'Reilly Proves God's Existence - Neil deGrasse TysonThe Colbert ReportS7
Bill O'Reilly proves the existence of God, but then Neil deGrasse Tyson explains how tides change.
Ronald DePinhoThe Colbert ReportS7
Ronald DePinho wants to reverse the aging process and increase years of healthy living so that older people can continue to work.
John Boehner's Large GavelThe Colbert ReportS7
House Speaker John Boehner compensates for his small government with a large gavel after Republicans regain control.
Shout-Out to Arby'sThe Colbert ReportS7
After Stephen dies, he'd like to be sliced paper thin and served with horsey sauce.
Pundits Lay Blame for Senseless Arizona AttackThe Colbert ReportS7
Now is not the time to lay blame or politicize the Arizona tragedy that killed six people and wounded 14 others, including Gabrielle Giffords.
Intro - 1/10/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen violates the Constitution, aliens invade Earth, and Fen Montaigne talks about Antarctic penguins.
Difference Makers - Galactic Edition Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS7
Joe Davis broadcasts America's location into space by transmitting vaginal contractions to aliens.
Fen MontaigneThe Colbert ReportS7
Fen Montaigne explains how global warming affects Antarctic penguins and rising sea levels.
Difference Makers - Galactic Edition Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS7
The Alien Hunter warns against luring extraterrestrials, but a possible pirate already gave away Earth's position.
Bull SessionsThe Colbert ReportS7
Mike Fitzpatrick and Pete Sessions apologize for missing their oath of office, but they swore in through the TV.
MeTunes - Grammy Vote - Dan Auerbach, Patrick Carney & Ezra KoenigThe Colbert ReportS7
Members of the Black Keys and Vampire Weekend fight for Stephen's Grammy vote for Best Alternative Music Album.
Snowstorm PreparationThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen prepares for a huge snowstorm that is expected to dump 14 feet of snow.
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