The Colbert Report
Shout-Out to Arby's
Season 7 • 01/06/2011
If Stephen were about to be killed, he'd eat Arby's.
The Colbert ReportS7 Huckleberry Finn Censorship
NewSouth Books doesn't go far enough with its censorship of "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn."
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Dark Side of the Moon
If you've been syncing this episode with Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon," now is the time to hit stop and call your nearest rehab center.
The Colbert ReportS7 Yellowline International, Inc.
In these uncertain economic times, Yellowline is proud to offer a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to invest in bananas.
The Colbert ReportS7 What's a Reince Priebus?
Hopefully, Reince Priebus will run with Senator Saxby Chambliss as part of the Chambliss/Priebus ticket.
The Colbert ReportS7 Atul Gawande
Atul Gawande explains how checklists make flying, surgery and Van Halen shows safer.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Boris the Lynx
Stephen says goodnight with tape on his face and Boris the lynx.
The Colbert ReportS7 Cheating Death - Placebo Effect, Immortality & Wild Lynx
A placebo treats gullible bowel syndrome, scientists find a cure for mouse infertility, and a wild lynx will increase the walking speed of elderly patients.
The Colbert ReportS7 Bill O'Reilly Proves God's Existence - Neil deGrasse Tyson
Bill O'Reilly proves the existence of God, but then Neil deGrasse Tyson explains how tides change.
The Colbert ReportS7 Ronald DePinho
Ronald DePinho wants to reverse the aging process and increase years of healthy living so that older people can continue to work.
The Colbert ReportS7 John Boehner's Large Gavel
House Speaker John Boehner compensates for his small government with a large gavel after Republicans regain control.
The Colbert ReportS7 Shout-Out to Arby's
After Stephen dies, he'd like to be sliced paper thin and served with horsey sauce.
The Colbert ReportS7 Pundits Lay Blame for Senseless Arizona Attack
Now is not the time to lay blame or politicize the Arizona tragedy that killed six people and wounded 14 others, including Gabrielle Giffords.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 1/10/11
Stephen violates the Constitution, aliens invade Earth, and Fen Montaigne talks about Antarctic penguins.
The Colbert ReportS7 Difference Makers - Galactic Edition Pt. 2
Joe Davis broadcasts America's location into space by transmitting vaginal contractions to aliens.
The Colbert ReportS7 Fen Montaigne
Fen Montaigne explains how global warming affects Antarctic penguins and rising sea levels.
The Colbert ReportS7 Difference Makers - Galactic Edition Pt. 1
The Alien Hunter warns against luring extraterrestrials, but a possible pirate already gave away Earth's position.
The Colbert ReportS7 Bull Sessions
Mike Fitzpatrick and Pete Sessions apologize for missing their oath of office, but they swore in through the TV.
The Colbert ReportS7 MeTunes - Grammy Vote - Dan Auerbach, Patrick Carney & Ezra Koenig
Members of the Black Keys and Vampire Weekend fight for Stephen's Grammy vote for Best Alternative Music Album.
The Colbert ReportS7 Snowstorm Preparation
Stephen prepares for a huge snowstorm that is expected to dump 14 feet of snow.
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