The Colbert Report
Shout-Out to Arby's
Season 7 E 4 • 01/06/2011
After Stephen dies, he'd like to be sliced paper thin and served with horsey sauce.

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03:23
The Colbert ReportS7 E3
Huckleberry Finn Censorship
NewSouth Books doesn't go far enough with its censorship of "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn."
01/05/2011
00:22
The Colbert ReportS7 E3
Sign Off - Dark Side of the Moon
If you've been syncing this episode with Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon," now is the time to hit stop and call your nearest rehab center.
01/05/2011
04:08
The Colbert ReportS7 E3
Yellowline International, Inc.
In these uncertain economic times, Yellowline is proud to offer a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to invest in bananas.
01/05/2011
05:44
The Colbert ReportS7 E3
What's a Reince Priebus?
Hopefully, Reince Priebus will run with Senator Saxby Chambliss as part of the Chambliss/Priebus ticket.
01/05/2011
06:06
The Colbert ReportS7 E3
Atul Gawande
Atul Gawande explains how checklists make flying, surgery and Van Halen shows safer.
01/05/2011
00:11
The Colbert ReportS7 E4
Sign Off - Boris the Lynx
Stephen says goodnight with tape on his face and Boris the lynx.
01/06/2011
07:27
The Colbert ReportS7 E4
Cheating Death - Placebo Effect, Immortality & Wild Lynx
A placebo treats gullible bowel syndrome, scientists find a cure for mouse infertility, and a wild lynx will increase the walking speed of elderly patients.
01/06/2011
03:59
The Colbert ReportS7 E4
Bill O'Reilly Proves God's Existence - Neil deGrasse Tyson
Bill O'Reilly proves the existence of God, but then Neil deGrasse Tyson explains how tides change.
01/06/2011
05:55
The Colbert ReportS7 E4
Ronald DePinho
Ronald DePinho wants to reverse the aging process and increase years of healthy living so that older people can continue to work.
01/06/2011
01:00
The Colbert ReportS7 E4
John Boehner's Large Gavel
House Speaker John Boehner compensates for his small government with a large gavel after Republicans regain control.
01/06/2011
01:27
The Colbert ReportS7 E4
Shout-Out to Arby's
After Stephen dies, he'd like to be sliced paper thin and served with horsey sauce.
01/06/2011
01:39
The Colbert ReportS7 E5
Pundits Lay Blame for Senseless Arizona Attack
Now is not the time to lay blame or politicize the Arizona tragedy that killed six people and wounded 14 others, including Gabrielle Giffords.
01/10/2011
00:33
The Colbert ReportS7 E5
Intro - 1/10/11
Stephen violates the Constitution, aliens invade Earth, and Fen Montaigne talks about Antarctic penguins.
01/10/2011
00:04
The Colbert ReportS7 E5
Sign Off - Goodnight
That's it for The Report.
01/10/2011
05:26
The Colbert ReportS7 E5
Difference Makers - Galactic Edition Pt. 2
Joe Davis broadcasts America's location into space by transmitting vaginal contractions to aliens.
01/10/2011
04:59
The Colbert ReportS7 E5
Fen Montaigne
Fen Montaigne explains how global warming affects Antarctic penguins and rising sea levels.
01/10/2011
04:49
The Colbert ReportS7 E5
Difference Makers - Galactic Edition Pt. 1
The Alien Hunter warns against luring extraterrestrials, but a possible pirate already gave away Earth's position.
01/10/2011
03:05
The Colbert ReportS7 E5
Bull Sessions
Mike Fitzpatrick and Pete Sessions apologize for missing their oath of office, but they swore in through the TV.
01/10/2011
09:43
The Colbert ReportS7 E6
MeTunes - Grammy Vote - Dan Auerbach, Patrick Carney & Ezra Koenig
Members of the Black Keys and Vampire Weekend fight for Stephen's Grammy vote for Best Alternative Music Album.
01/11/2011
01:38
The Colbert ReportS7 E6
Snowstorm Preparation
Stephen prepares for a huge snowstorm that is expected to dump 14 feet of snow.
01/11/2011
02:59
The Colbert ReportS7 E6
Lithuania Perfume
Lithuania releases its own national perfume that smells like a goat slaughtered at a lesbian drum circle.
01/11/2011
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