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Nailed 'Em - Richard Eggers
Season 9 • 02/14/2013
Wells Fargo fires Richard Eggers for using a fake dime at a laundromat 50 years ago.
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05:34
The Colbert Report
S9
Dave Grohl
Dave Grohl talks about Nirvana, L.A.'s legendary Sound City Studios and his touring super group, the Sound City Players.
02/13/2013
00:08
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Dry Mouth
Stephen reaches for a vital sip of water.
02/13/2013
06:28
The Colbert Report
S9
Obama's State of the Union
President Fidel Handout raises the federal minimum wage to nine dollars an hour, but he says nothing about raising the maximum wage.
02/13/2013
04:13
The Colbert Report
S9
Spanish State of the Rubio
Marco Rubio's Spanish speech runs four minutes longer than the English version, but ABC News botches the translation.
02/13/2013
04:32
The Colbert Report
S9
State of the Rubio
Florida Senator Marco Rubio gets cotton mouth and ducks off camera during the biggest speech of his life.
02/13/2013
00:05
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - "Here's the Deal"
Stephen pulls up David Leonhardt's book on his iPad.
02/14/2013
06:06
The Colbert Report
S9
Gavin Newsom
The Lieutenant Governor of California shares his book, "Citizenville: How to Take the Town Square Digital and Reinvent Government."
02/14/2013
03:30
The Colbert Report
S9
Standard & Poor's Ratings Lawsuit
The government grows a pair and goes after S&P for giving AAA ratings to what they knew were worthless securities.
02/14/2013
03:43
The Colbert Report
S9
Standard & Poor's Ratings Lawsuit - David Leonhardt
The New York Times Washington bureau chief David Leonhardt discusses S&P's defense, private bank suits and the AIG bailout.
02/14/2013
02:56
The Colbert Report
S9
St. Valentine's Day
Valentine's Day should be spent guzzling skins full of wine, sacrificing goats to Venus, and whipping women to promote fertility.
02/14/2013
04:28
The Colbert Report
S9
Nailed 'Em - Richard Eggers
One bank finally nails the highest level white-collar mortgage banker to date: a 68-year-old customer service representative.
02/14/2013
00:07
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen fires off a few WristStrong bracelets.
02/19/2013
05:37
The Colbert Report
S9
Emily Bazelon
The senior editor of Slate discusses her book, "Sticks & Stones: Defeating the Culture of Bullying and Rediscovering the Power of Character and Empathy."
02/19/2013
03:15
The Colbert Report
S9
Obama's Secretive Golf Outing
America deserves to know who drove the golf cart, who rode shotgun and whether or not the president hit from the ladies' tee.
02/19/2013
04:13
The Colbert Report
S9
Russian Meteor Strike
After an unexpected and cataclysmic 10-ton meteor strike in Russia, NASA scrambles to improve its asteroid detection program.
02/19/2013
07:42
The Colbert Report
S9
Colbert Platinum - Huayra Sports Car, Phil Mickelson & Belle Isle
The super rich acquire $1.2 million cup holders, Phil Mickelson takes drastic action against tax hikes, and Rod Lockwood plans to buy an island from Detroit.
02/19/2013
03:40
The Colbert Report
S9
U.K. Horse Meat Scandal
Everyone in Europe worries that they may be biting down on horse instead of their usual delicacy of pickled sheep brain.
02/20/2013
03:31
The Colbert Report
S9
Sport Report - International Soccer Corruption - Alexi Lalas
The former U.S. team member discusses the World Cup, American soccer and large-scale game fixing in Europe and Asia.
02/20/2013
04:03
The Colbert Report
S9
Norway's "National Firewood Night"
Nearly 20% of the Norwegian population tunes in to a 12-hour program on chopping and burning wood.
02/20/2013
05:57
The Colbert Report
S9
David Goldhill
The Game Show Network CEO shares his book, "Catastrophic Care: How American Health Care Killed My Father -- and How We Can Fix It."
02/20/2013
03:39
The Colbert Report
S9
Sport Report - International Soccer Corruption
Match-fixing mobsters pay off referees and players in over 680 games, but a goalkeeper proves that no one man can be more corrupt than soccer can be boring.
02/20/2013
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