The Colbert Report
Intro - 6/21/06
Season 2 • 06/21/2006
Soccer is the only sport that leaves your hands free for obscene gestures.
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen Makes it Simple - Government
Stephen navigates the question of big government versus small government with some help from Lassie and Godzilla.
The Colbert ReportS2 American Goal
The US soccer team tied the Italians 1-1. That's as good as a win!
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Everything Must Go
In order to save Mother Earth, we must extract and burn all the fuel she has.
The Colbert ReportS2 Truthiness Cheer
America's cheerleading teens are cheering about truthiness.
The Colbert ReportS2 Bay Buchanan
Bay Buchanan is dedicated to building a fence along the 2,000 mile border between the U.S. and Mexico.
The Colbert ReportS2 Don't Mess With Jesus
The brown-haired guy who isn't Steve Doocy on "Fox and Friends" believes a monkey with a typewriter could type the Bible.
The Colbert ReportS2 Tip/Wag - Episcopal Church
Stephen tips his hat to the U.S. Mint and Gustav Klimt, but wags his finger at the Episcopal church, Lego and scientists.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Insane Clown
Stephen will be the insane clown hovering over your bed with a knife in your dreams.
The Colbert ReportS2 World Cup Trash Talk - Alexi Lalas
Soccer star Alexi Lalas helps Stephen trash talk other teams in preparation for the World Cup.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 6/21/06
Stephen explores the best thing about soccer, reports on a female Episcopal bishop, and talks to Bay Buchanan about his committee to get immigrants out of America.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 6/22/06
Stephen dismisses Stephen Hawking, interviews Colorado Congresswoman Diana DeGette, and determines what lessons from Hurricane Katrina we can ignore this hurricane season.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Not Winning Prizes
Stephen knows he's not going to win any prizes for saying goodnight.
The Colbert ReportS2 Exclusive - Better Know a District - Colorado's 1st - Diana DeGette
Stephen and Representative Diana DeGette discuss whether apples and oranges are both fruits.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Cut and Run
If humans must leave earth because it can no longer sustain life, Stephen will not flee -- he has an appointment with Jesus Christ.
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen's Fault
Stephen berated Ghana's soccer team on last night's show and they used their rage to defeat the U.S. and eliminate them from World Cup.
The Colbert ReportS2 Better Know a District - Colorado's 1st - Diana DeGette
Stephen tries to get Congresswoman Diana DeGette to support a bill protecting the American elephant and to include his name in the bill.
The Colbert ReportS2 Douglas Brinkley
Author Douglas Brinkley addresses why the levees broke during Hurricane Katrina and what the future holds for New Orleans.
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen Hawking Is an A-Hole
Stephen Hawking, the Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge University, is such an A-Hole.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Class Warfare
Stephen takes issue with John Edwards' war on the lower class, coming up with a modest proposal for the poor.
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