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The Word - Sir, Yes, Sir

Season 2 • 04/18/2006

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On Notice - Journal of Paleolimnology
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If scientists had any balls, they would just say what did happen, rather than what may have happened. That's what the Bible does.
04/17/2006
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Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Fly Glasses
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German scientists use lasers to put a tiny pair of glasses on a common housefly, and Stephen is angry.
04/17/2006
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Dime Boycott
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Stephen can take a monkey metaphor as far as he needs to.
04/17/2006
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Reza Aslan
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Religious scholar Reza Aslan promises to say something inflammatory next time.
04/17/2006
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Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Pulitzer Prize
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Let's just say Stephen Colbert is a character, and he's retarded, but he doesn't know it.
04/18/2006
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Intro - 4/18/06
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In this episode, retired generals criticize Donald Rumsfeld's leadership, scholars find the Gospel According to Judas, and Stephen nails ACLU Director Anthony Romero.
04/18/2006
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Baby Monitor
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Stephen plays John Ashcroft's "Let The Eagle Soar" for newly hatched Stephen Jr..
04/18/2006
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Stephen Jr. Hatches!
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Stephen Jr. broke through his egg just like Reagan when he broke down the Berlin Wall.
04/18/2006
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ThreatDown - Pooh
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A cuddly, non-threatening bear is about as plausible as a tiger with a springy tail.
04/18/2006
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Anthony Romero
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Even though America isn't a Christian nation, Stephen thinks ACLU Executive Director Anthony Romero should acknowledge that we're almost all Christians.
04/18/2006
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02:28

The Word - Sir, Yes, Sir
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You don't change horses midstream. And we don't even know if Iraq is a stream -- it may be a lake.
04/18/2006
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06:02

Caitlin Flanagan
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Stephen asks author and journalist Caitlin Flanagan, "What's the deal with chicks?"
04/19/2006
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Global Warming TV
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Stephen thinks global warming makes for horrible television.
04/19/2006
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Intro - 4/19/06
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In tonight's episode, global warming is real, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have a baby, and Caitlin Flanagan argues that a woman's place is in the home.
04/19/2006
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The Word - Save It
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The whole debate basically boils down to, "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
04/19/2006
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White House Press Secretary
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Stephen thinks it's about time we got rid of the White House press secretary.
04/19/2006
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05:37

Tip/Wag - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
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Stephen Jr. isn't just Stephen's eagle, he's the nation's eagle.
04/19/2006
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06:26

Better Know a District - Maryland's 4th - Albert Wynn
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Stephen thinks that Representative Albert Wynn and his people shouldn't be allowed to vote -- and by "his people," he, of course, means "federal employees."
04/20/2006
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Protecting Kids from Papers
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Stephen doesn't want Stephen Jr. reading the isolationist rants in American newspapers like the USA Today.
04/20/2006
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05:52

Ralph Nader
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Stephen and Ralph Nader discuss whether corporations are people too.
04/20/2006
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Intro - 4/20/06
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Tonight: juvenile delinquents reading Shakespeare, Ralph Nader and the shocking truth about Maryland's 4th District.
04/20/2006
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