The Colbert Report
Cheating Death - Crash Diet Feeding Tubes & Scrotum Gel Injections
Season 8 • 04/25/2012
Some brides opt for a constant slow drip diet, and male birth control requires a pair of forceps.
The Colbert ReportS8 Magnus Carlsen
The world's third youngest Chess Grand Master Magnus Carlsen discusses game strategy and stardom.
The Colbert ReportS8 "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)"
Maurice Sendak endorses Stephen's inspirational children's book about a pole trying to find his place in the world.
The Colbert ReportS8 Super Tuesday II: Election Boogaloo - Death Match in Hellaware
Stephen's election night team covers five primaries with major consequences for the five GOP hopefuls.
The Colbert ReportS8 Canada's Currency Coup
The Royal Canadian Mint seeks world currency status and develops the first glow-in-the-dark coin.
The Colbert ReportS8 NASA Retires Discovery & Drops Spacebook
The Discovery shuttle makes a final flight to the Smithsonian, and NASA loses the Spacebook race.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 4/25/12
Liberals and conservatives find common ground, and Harvard University's Michael Sandel reveals what money can't buy.
The Colbert ReportS8 Michael Sandel
Harvard University's Michael Sandel illustrates the ethical and moral concerns regarding the growing role of money and market values in society.
The Colbert ReportS8 The Word - United We Can't Stand Them
Saving the planet by demonizing immigrants gives liberals and conservatives something they can do together.
The Colbert ReportS8 Cheating Death - Crash Diet Feeding Tubes & Scrotum Gel Injections
Feeding tubes help brides drop 20 pounds in 10 days, and sperm-murdering jelly injections prove highly effective.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 4/26/12
Republicans create an anti-Obama ad, Super PACs go to college, and musician Jack White releases his solo album, "Blunderbuss."
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Montclair Film Festival
Stephen highlights "Flat Daddy," a military family documentary in New Jersey's inaugural Montclair Film Festival.
The Colbert ReportS8 Barack Obama's Slow Jam Backlash
Old, gray-haired Barack Obama successfully panders to the youth vote, but Republicans emphasize the difference between class clown and class president.
The Colbert ReportS8 Colbert Super PAC - Super Fun Pack 1st Treasure Hunt Clue
One thousand college students receive their Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack, so Stephen unveils the launch clue and silver treasure.
The Colbert ReportS8 Jack White
Jack White introduces his first solo album, "Blunderbuss," and recalls making a record with Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS8 Concealing Weapons in Style
Invisible zippers ensure that no one will know about the gun in your pocket unless you're unhappy to see them.
The Colbert ReportS8 Delicate Advice for Chen Guangcheng
Chinese dissident Chen Guangcheng lulls his guards into complacency and escapes from an 18-month house arrest.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Stephen's Fashionable Firearm
Stephen shows off his gun's matching suit and tie.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 4/30/12
Adults dodge sexuality education, gun owners find the latest convenience, and Diane Keaton joins Stephen.
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