The Colbert Report
Alan Khazei
Season 5 E 7 • 01/14/2009

Alan Khazei explains to Stephen why anybody would do something for someone else and not get paid for it.

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The Colbert ReportS5 E7
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Alan Khazei

Alan Khazei explains to Stephen why anybody would do something for someone else and not get paid for it.
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