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Alan Khazei
Season 5 • 01/14/2009
Alan Khazei discusses the importance of public service.
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06:16
The Colbert Report
S5
Niall Ferguson
Niall Ferguson explains how money is a relationship between a creditor and a debtor.
01/13/2009
02:40
The Colbert Report
S5
Bush Presidency Aged Us
The Bush presidency has aged everyone, including Stephen.
01/13/2009
05:44
The Colbert Report
S5
Cold War Update - Cuba
If we open up relations with Cuba, the allure of rum, mambo and spicy Latinas could prove irresistible.
01/13/2009
00:17
The Colbert Report
S5
That's All the Time We Have
That's all the time we have for tonight, tomorrow night, and last night's show.
01/13/2009
00:30
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 1/13/09
Russians cut off the natural gas pipeline to Europe in the most boring James Bond plotline ever.
01/13/2009
08:06
The Colbert Report
S5
P.K. Winsome - Obama Collectibles
P.K. Winsome believes the merchandising of Barack Obama is the dream that Martin Luther King, Jr. envisioned.
01/14/2009
02:26
The Colbert Report
S5
Little Victories - America's Galaxy Is Big
Good news: the Milky Way is about the same size as the Andromeda Galaxy.
01/14/2009
00:32
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 1/14/09
Is Barack Obama being over-marketed? For just $25 you can get a commemorative tote bag containing the answer.
01/14/2009
00:16
The Colbert Report
S5
Commemorative Plates
If you order in the next 30 minutes you can get two sets of commemorative plates billed to your credit card.
01/14/2009
02:12
The Colbert Report
S5
The Last Bush Effigy
Stephen expects Iran to send George W. Bush's effigy off in style.
01/14/2009
06:20
The Colbert Report
S5
Alan Khazei
Alan Khazei explains to Stephen why anybody would do something for someone else and not get paid for it.
01/14/2009
00:14
The Colbert Report
S5
Spay and Neuter Your Pets
Spay or neuter your pets because Stephen's are out there humping their brains out.
01/15/2009
04:32
The Colbert Report
S5
Shepard Fairey
Shepard Fairey's "Hope" poster belongs to everyone.
01/15/2009
04:13
The Colbert Report
S5
Bush's Romance With the Media - David Gregory
David Gregory believes the press will hold Obama's feet to the fire in the same way all presidents ought to be challenged.
01/15/2009
00:34
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 1/15/09
A look back on President Bush's relationship with the media -- Stephen wonders if tonight's the night they finally do it.
01/15/2009
06:25
The Colbert Report
S5
Bush and the Press
There was always something about reporters that rubbed President Bush the wrong way.
01/15/2009
04:08
The Colbert Report
S5
Tip/Wag - Monkey on the Lam
Stephen wags his finger at Clearwater police for not actively searching for a monkey on the lam.
01/15/2009
05:29
The Colbert Report
S5
Frank Rich
Frank Rich says George W. Bush delivers a message of hope for mediocrity.
01/19/2009
03:21
The Colbert Report
S5
MLK Day Mascot
In honor of the man who boldly said, "I have a dream," Stephen proudly introduces the Martin Luther King Day mascot, Dreamy.
01/19/2009
00:31
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 1/19/09
Stephen celebrates Martin Luther King the way he does every day, by refusing to ride the bus.
01/19/2009
04:29
The Colbert Report
S5
The Word - Sacrifice
Somehow President Bush manages to make something that was once evil into a virtue.
01/19/2009
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