The Colbert Report

Alan Khazei

Season 5 • 01/14/2009

Alan Khazei discusses the importance of public service.

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Intro - 1/13/09

Russians cut off the natural gas pipeline to Europe in the most boring James Bond plotline ever.
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P.K. Winsome - Obama Collectibles

P.K. Winsome believes the merchandising of Barack Obama is the dream that Martin Luther King, Jr. envisioned.
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Intro - 1/14/09

Is Barack Obama being over-marketed? For just $25 you can get a commemorative tote bag containing the answer.
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Commemorative Plates

If you order in the next 30 minutes you can get two sets of commemorative plates billed to your credit card.
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The Last Bush Effigy

Stephen expects Iran to send George W. Bush's effigy off in style.
01/14/2009
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Alan Khazei

Alan Khazei explains to Stephen why anybody would do something for someone else and not get paid for it.
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Spay and Neuter Your Pets

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Shepard Fairey

Shepard Fairey's "Hope" poster belongs to everyone.
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Bush's Romance With the Media - David Gregory

David Gregory believes the press will hold Obama's feet to the fire in the same way all presidents ought to be challenged.
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Intro - 1/15/09

A look back on President Bush's relationship with the media -- Stephen wonders if tonight's the night they finally do it.
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Bush and the Press

There was always something about reporters that rubbed President Bush the wrong way.
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Tip/Wag - Monkey on the Lam

Stephen wags his finger at Clearwater police for not actively searching for a monkey on the lam.
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Frank Rich

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Stephen celebrates Martin Luther King the way he does every day, by refusing to ride the bus.
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The Word - Sacrifice

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