The Colbert Report

Alan Khazei

Season 5 • 01/14/2009

Alan Khazei discusses the importance of public service.

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06:16

Niall Ferguson
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Niall Ferguson explains how money is a relationship between a creditor and a debtor.
01/13/2009
02:40

Bush Presidency Aged Us
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The Bush presidency has aged everyone, including Stephen.
01/13/2009
05:44

Cold War Update - Cuba
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If we open up relations with Cuba, the allure of rum, mambo and spicy Latinas could prove irresistible.
01/13/2009
00:17

That's All the Time We Have
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That's all the time we have for tonight, tomorrow night, and last night's show.
01/13/2009
00:30

Intro - 1/13/09
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Russians cut off the natural gas pipeline to Europe in the most boring James Bond plotline ever.
01/13/2009
08:06

P.K. Winsome - Obama Collectibles
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P.K. Winsome believes the merchandising of Barack Obama is the dream that Martin Luther King, Jr. envisioned.
01/14/2009
02:26

Little Victories - America's Galaxy Is Big
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Good news: the Milky Way is about the same size as the Andromeda Galaxy.
01/14/2009
00:32

Intro - 1/14/09
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Is Barack Obama being over-marketed? For just $25 you can get a commemorative tote bag containing the answer.
01/14/2009
00:16

Commemorative Plates
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If you order in the next 30 minutes you can get two sets of commemorative plates billed to your credit card.
01/14/2009
02:12

The Last Bush Effigy
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Stephen expects Iran to send George W. Bush's effigy off in style.
01/14/2009
06:20

Alan Khazei
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Alan Khazei explains to Stephen why anybody would do something for someone else and not get paid for it.
01/14/2009
00:14

Spay and Neuter Your Pets
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Spay or neuter your pets because Stephen's are out there humping their brains out.
01/15/2009
04:32

Shepard Fairey
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Shepard Fairey's "Hope" poster belongs to everyone.
01/15/2009
04:13

Bush's Romance With the Media - David Gregory
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David Gregory believes the press will hold Obama's feet to the fire in the same way all presidents ought to be challenged.
01/15/2009
00:34

Intro - 1/15/09
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A look back on President Bush's relationship with the media -- Stephen wonders if tonight's the night they finally do it.
01/15/2009
06:25

Bush and the Press
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There was always something about reporters that rubbed President Bush the wrong way.
01/15/2009
04:08

Tip/Wag - Monkey on the Lam
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Stephen wags his finger at Clearwater police for not actively searching for a monkey on the lam.
01/15/2009
05:29

Frank Rich
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Frank Rich says George W. Bush delivers a message of hope for mediocrity.
01/19/2009
03:21

MLK Day Mascot
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In honor of the man who boldly said, "I have a dream," Stephen proudly introduces the Martin Luther King Day mascot, Dreamy.
01/19/2009
00:31

Intro - 1/19/09
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Stephen celebrates Martin Luther King the way he does every day, by refusing to ride the bus.
01/19/2009
04:29

The Word - Sacrifice
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Somehow President Bush manages to make something that was once evil into a virtue.
01/19/2009
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