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Philip Weiss
Season 4 • 06/09/2008
Philip Weiss believes hunger for sexual variety is an irresistible impulse.
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00:33
The Colbert Report
S4
Intro - 6/4/08
The Democratic primaries are over. Are we positive Canada doesn't get a caucus?
06/04/2008
00:31
The Colbert Report
S4
Intro - 6/5/08
Stephen gives advice to college graduates, or at least that's his excuse for showing up at frat parties.
06/05/2008
04:20
The Colbert Report
S4
The Word - Oh, The Places You'll Stay
Sure, Gandhi said, ''You must be the change that you want to see in the world," but he also drank his own urine.
06/05/2008
01:38
The Colbert Report
S4
The Andromeda Strain
Even during a fictional disaster threatening all of humanity, Stephen is number one!
06/05/2008
06:21
The Colbert Report
S4
Pat Buchanan
Pat Buchanan believes World War II was the easiest war to avoid in all of history.
06/05/2008
06:31
The Colbert Report
S4
Sport Report - Mike Forrester
Mike Forrester is the man who will bring the Timbersports trophy back to the country that invented recreational deforestation.
06/05/2008
05:32
The Colbert Report
S4
ThreatDown - Secret Negro Presidents
John McCain could turn out to be our first straight, white male president.
06/09/2008
00:34
The Colbert Report
S4
Intro - 6/9/08
Hillary Clinton concedes defeat in the Democratic Party and then announces she's running as a Republican.
06/09/2008
04:29
The Colbert Report
S4
The Word - If At First You Don't Secede
Critics claim the Confederate flag is racist, but they're just citizens of the Confederacy's longtime rival, the United States of America.
06/09/2008
02:58
The Colbert Report
S4
Democralypse Now - Hillary Concedes
Hillary Clinton drops out of the Democratic race and Stephen loses his best frenemy.
06/09/2008
06:13
The Colbert Report
S4
Philip Weiss
Stephen asks Philip Weiss if variety in your sexual married life means the missionary position with a bunch of different hats.
06/09/2008
02:33
The Colbert Report
S4
Tickling the Rocks
Stephen has come up with a way that true patriots can identify each other.
06/10/2008
03:48
The Colbert Report
S4
The Elitist Menace Among Us
Stephen could never picture Senator Obama at an Applebee's salad bar, and not just because Applebee's doesn't have a salad bar.
06/10/2008
05:38
The Colbert Report
S4
Smokin' Pole - Canada's Hockey Theme
The theme to hockey night in Canada makes everything more exciting, especially American things.
06/10/2008
00:56
The Colbert Report
S4
New Giant iPhone
Stephen thought it was a status symbol to pull out an iPhone from your pocket, but that's nothing compared to pulling one out of your U-Haul.
06/10/2008
06:36
The Colbert Report
S4
Alan Rabinowitz
Zoologist Alan Rabinowitz almost makes Stephen cry with the story of how he was inspired to save big cats.
06/10/2008
00:32
The Colbert Report
S4
Intro - 6/10/08
Stephen questions if Barack Obama is an elitist, takes a look at the top ten beaches of the Arctic, and discusses endangered cats with Alan Rabinowitz.
06/10/2008
05:46
The Colbert Report
S4
David Hajdu
David Hajdu talks about a time in America when comics were about crime and vice, like Grand Theft Auto.
06/11/2008
03:59
The Colbert Report
S4
The Word - U.S. Airweighs
It's embarrassing enough when your doctor tells you to get on the scale. Now replace your doctor with a ticket agent.
06/11/2008
04:36
The Colbert Report
S4
Un-American News - U.S. Election Edition
Barack Obama is being praised by every country with access to word processing technology. Sorry, Estonia, maybe next year.
06/11/2008
00:29
The Colbert Report
S4
Memorized Script
Stephen finally recites the entire script, now he's got to start memorizing the next 408 episodes.
06/11/2008
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