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Philip Weiss
Season 4 • 06/09/2008
Philip Weiss believes hunger for sexual variety is an irresistible impulse.
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00:33
Intro - 6/4/08
The Colbert Report
S4
The Democratic primaries are over. Are we positive Canada doesn't get a caucus?
06/04/2008
00:31
Intro - 6/5/08
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen gives advice to college graduates, or at least that's his excuse for showing up at frat parties.
06/05/2008
04:20
The Word - Oh, The Places You'll Stay
The Colbert Report
S4
Sure, Gandhi said, ''You must be the change that you want to see in the world," but he also drank his own urine.
06/05/2008
01:38
The Andromeda Strain
The Colbert Report
S4
Even during a fictional disaster threatening all of humanity, Stephen is number one!
06/05/2008
06:21
Pat Buchanan
The Colbert Report
S4
Pat Buchanan believes World War II was the easiest war to avoid in all of history.
06/05/2008
06:31
Sport Report - Mike Forrester
The Colbert Report
S4
Mike Forrester is the man who will bring the Timbersports trophy back to the country that invented recreational deforestation.
06/05/2008
05:32
ThreatDown - Secret Negro Presidents
The Colbert Report
S4
John McCain could turn out to be our first straight, white male president.
06/09/2008
00:34
Intro - 6/9/08
The Colbert Report
S4
Hillary Clinton concedes defeat in the Democratic Party and then announces she's running as a Republican.
06/09/2008
04:29
The Word - If At First You Don't Secede
The Colbert Report
S4
Critics claim the Confederate flag is racist, but they're just citizens of the Confederacy's longtime rival, the United States of America.
06/09/2008
02:58
Democralypse Now - Hillary Concedes
The Colbert Report
S4
Hillary Clinton drops out of the Democratic race and Stephen loses his best frenemy.
06/09/2008
06:13
Philip Weiss
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen asks Philip Weiss if variety in your sexual married life means the missionary position with a bunch of different hats.
06/09/2008
02:33
Tickling the Rocks
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen has come up with a way that true patriots can identify each other.
06/10/2008
03:48
The Elitist Menace Among Us
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen could never picture Senator Obama at an Applebee's salad bar, and not just because Applebee's doesn't have a salad bar.
06/10/2008
05:38
Smokin' Pole - Canada's Hockey Theme
The Colbert Report
S4
The theme to hockey night in Canada makes everything more exciting, especially American things.
06/10/2008
00:56
New Giant iPhone
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen thought it was a status symbol to pull out an iPhone from your pocket, but that's nothing compared to pulling one out of your U-Haul.
06/10/2008
06:36
Alan Rabinowitz
The Colbert Report
S4
Zoologist Alan Rabinowitz almost makes Stephen cry with the story of how he was inspired to save big cats.
06/10/2008
00:32
Intro - 6/10/08
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen questions if Barack Obama is an elitist, takes a look at the top ten beaches of the Arctic, and discusses endangered cats with Alan Rabinowitz.
06/10/2008
05:46
David Hajdu
The Colbert Report
S4
David Hajdu talks about a time in America when comics were about crime and vice, like Grand Theft Auto.
06/11/2008
03:59
The Word - U.S. Airweighs
The Colbert Report
S4
It's embarrassing enough when your doctor tells you to get on the scale. Now replace your doctor with a ticket agent.
06/11/2008
04:36
Un-American News - U.S. Election Edition
The Colbert Report
S4
Barack Obama is being praised by every country with access to word processing technology. Sorry, Estonia, maybe next year.
06/11/2008
00:29
Memorized Script
The Colbert Report
S4
Stephen finally recites the entire script, now he's got to start memorizing the next 408 episodes.
06/11/2008
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