The Colbert Report
Return to Sender
Season 7 • 09/14/2011
No wonder the postal system isn't working -- it's the product of a mad, syphilitic brain.
The Colbert ReportS7 Barack Obama's American Jobs Act - Paul Krugman
The New York Times' Paul Krugman talks about the Lesser Depression and the confidence fairy's effect on the American economy.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - "Stephen Colbert"
Stephen says goodnight with air quotes around his name.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 9/13/11
Barack Obama plans to create jobs in the job plan-creating industry, and Former Vice President Al Gore discusses global warming.
The Colbert ReportS7 CNN-Tea Party Republican Debate
Debates are supposed to help Americans find the Republican presidential candidate, but instead they found the running mate.
The Colbert ReportS7 Al Gore
Al Gore talks about his work on the Climate Reality Project and marvels at the sophistication of Stephen's global warming metaphor.
The Colbert ReportS7 Jobs Bill Clipgate
If Barack Obama really believed in his jobs bill, he should have presented it in a leather-bound volume with gold filigree and illuminated initials.
The Colbert ReportS7 Rick Perry's HPV Vaccine Mandate
If Americans let the government mandate the HPV vaccine, they might as well let the U.N.'s jackbooted thugs inject their daughters with pharmaceutical-grade slut juice.
The Colbert ReportS7 Michael Moore
Michael Moore describes the defining moment that transformed him from a quiet kid into an outspoken social critic.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight and shoots WristStrong bands into the audience.
The Colbert ReportS7 Return to Sender - Phil Rubio
Former postal worker and author Phil Rubio discusses the important universal service provided by the post office.
The Colbert ReportS7 Return to Sender
There's one downside to the United States becoming the only civilized nation without a postal service, but Stephen has just the solution.
The Colbert ReportS7 Take a Billion, Leave a Billion
While the $2 billion UBS lost in rogue trades sounds like a lot, it's only a fraction of what they lost through authorized trades.
The Colbert ReportS7 Jimmy Fallon & Stephen Reminisce
Jimmy Fallon and Stephen find a way to share their fun, private memories of friendship with the world.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 9/15/11
$2 billion goes missing from a major bank, and David Copperfield explores the science of illusion.
The Colbert ReportS7 FEMA's Waffle House Index
Waffle House becomes FEMA's syrup-smothered canary in a coalmine, which is also available on their menu.
The Colbert ReportS7 David Copperfield
David Copperfield explores the art and science of illusion and talks about "gut magic."
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Stephen's Magic Trick
Stephen performs a magic trick and says goodnight.
The Colbert ReportS7 The Other American Jobs Act
Democrats forgot to file their jobs bill with the House of Representatives, so Louie Gohmert filed his own jobs bill with the same name.
The Colbert ReportS7 Jeffrey Kluger
Author Jeffrey Kluger discusses the effect of sibling dynamics on people's lives and explains why Stephen is such a charmer.
The Colbert ReportS7 Barack Obama Unveils the "Buffett Rule"
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand that the U.S. needs money, but conservatives think Barack Obama is waging class warfare by taxing the rich.
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