The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Dying From the Inside
Season 6 • 02/11/2002
It's great to be someone's valentine until they realize you're dying from the inside.
Moment of Zen - Olympic TorchThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS6
Donny Osmond runs down the street carrying the Olympic torch.
Headlines - War on TelevisionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS6
American Taliban member John Walker Lindh is denied bail, while George Tenet speaks to the Senate intelligence committee regarding the likelihood of another terrorist attack.
Osama or No?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6
Given the Pentagon's vague description of a tall man surrounded by people bowing deferentially, they might have hit Osama bin Laden, Shaquille O'Neal or Jeff Goldblum.
Welcome to Utah!The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6
It's pretty hard to find a double tall Americano in Utah because caffeine's been prohibited by the Mormon church, but you can find weapons-grade anthrax.
Headlines - Salt Lake PityThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS6
The Winter Olympics has something for everybody, whether you're a fan of downhill skiing, cross-country skiing, or skiing, stopping and shooting at things, and then skiing again.
Moment of Zen - USAThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS6
Troops shout, "USA" while watching the Olympics.
Opening CeremonyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS6
If you're the kind of person that loves pageantry and pomp, music and magic, you might have been able to hang in there for the first 2 hours of the Olympic opening ceremony.
Miming for GoldThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS6
It's a question no one you know would ever ask themselves: What does the future hold for mime?
SecurityThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS6
Utah will raise the temperature of the state, the melted snow will be the price they must pay for security.
Scott BakulaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS6
Scott Bakula discusses the members of his crew on "Enterprise."
Dying From the InsideThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS6
Tonight's show is either going to be the greatest thing in the history of television or a train wreck.
Moment of Zen - America is Extremely NothyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS6
Iranians call for a spell check embargo.
Jump and PoopThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS6
Jon dares the Norwegian alpine team to not only jump, but to jump and poop at the same time.
Axis To GrindThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS6
Angry Iranians protest America by issuing a spell check embargo.
The Olympics: They're On - God's Pilates ClassThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS6
Stephen Colbert finds the Olympic Village to be a place that inspires lofty rhetoric and he is claiming it as his new home.
John Stossel Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6
John Stossel and Jon discuss the pros and cons of the free market.
The Olympics: They're On - DullThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS6
Meanwhile, at a roadhouse outside Portland, Tonya Harding downed a shot of Jagermeister, dropped twenty bucks in a video poker machine and brained a guy with a hubcap.
John Stossel Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6
John Stossel and Jon talk about the way kids socialize as well as what role the federal government should play in your life.
Ralph Nader Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6
The presidential debate is a private corporation created by the two parties to exclude all competitors.
Brazil NutsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS6
Carnaval takes place in the Sambadrome, right across from the Macarenarena.
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