The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Actual Apologies
Season 2 E 123 • 10/02/2006
Now that the Book of Life is sealed, Stephen shares some beautiful, actual apologies.
The Colbert ReportS2 E122Un-American News - Spain
Stephen looks at the un-American news from Spain, Japan and Ireland.
The Colbert ReportS2 E122Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Santa Claus, IN
Stephen looks for ways to reunite a town divided by Abraham Lincoln.
The Colbert ReportS2 E122Steve Wozniak
Steve Wozniak loves to cut his steak on airplanes with his business card.
The Colbert ReportS2 E122Intro - 9/28/06
Stephen decks the halls with rounds of ammo, surveys the foreign press, and asks what Steve Wozniak has to say to his uncle, the typewriter salesman.
The Colbert ReportS2 E122Jon Stewart Calls In
Stephen talks to Jon Stewart on the Days of Repentance hotline.
The Colbert ReportS2 E123Intro - 10/2/06
Scientists band together to support political candidates, and author Michael Lewis talks about football.
The Colbert ReportS2 E123The Word - Copycat
Scientists are dangerous enough one at a time. Now they're organizing.
The Colbert ReportS2 E123Mark Foley
Denny Hastert is a former high school wrestling coach. What would he know about the sexual harassment of young boys?
The Colbert ReportS2 E123Michael Lewis
Stephen and Michael Lewis talk about privilege in America.
The Colbert ReportS2 E123ThreatDown - Saudi Arabia
The Iraqis are greeting us as liberators -- with improvised explosive celebrations.
The Colbert ReportS2 E123Sign Off - Actual Apologies
Some atone phone callers are not sure what they did, but they're Jewish, so they must have done something.
The Colbert ReportS2 E124Andy Stern
Stephen speaks with union leader Andy Stern about insurance and the growing gap between the rich and the poor, and suggests robots as a plan for America's future.
The Colbert ReportS2 E124Sign Off - Retire the Jersey
After completing a perfect show, Stephen retires his Jersey and raises it to the rafters.
The Colbert ReportS2 E124Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle - Mascot
After Stephen's viewers vote-bombed their website, the Saginaw Spirit named their mascot Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle, and then enjoyed a victory.
The Colbert ReportS2 E124Lucifer
Stephen looks at some of Hillary Clinton's stances and compares them to the views of Lucifer.
The Colbert ReportS2 E124Intro - 10/3/06
Bush gets advice from Kissinger on the war in Iraq, Stephen comes up with a reason to watch hockey and then avoids paying his guest Andy Stern overtime.
The Colbert ReportS2 E124The Word - Experience
The best way to come up with the best exit strategy is to get the super group of the Nixon administration back together.
The Colbert ReportS2 E124Drunk Dialing
Republicans have some good reasons to drink, and when one drinks, one tends to forget things.
The Colbert ReportS2 E125$20 Million Victory Party
Congress approved $20 million to pay for a day-long party in Washington celebrating victory in Afghanistan and Iraq. Regrettably, that money wasn't spent.
The Colbert ReportS2 E125Mark Foley the RINO
Stephen knows that Representative Mark Foley isn't a Republican, he's a RINO -- and by that he doesn't mean horny.
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