The Colbert Report

Aaron Carroll

Season 5 • 07/21/2009

Aaron Carroll says the single-payer system is the best thing for health care.

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The Colbert ReportS5
Sign Off - Goodnight

That's it for The Report.
07/20/2009
05:20

The Colbert ReportS5
Sport Report - Jessica Simpson, Olympic Brothel & Bud Light

Tony Romo breaks up with Jessica Simpson, an Olympic hopeful opens a brothel, and Stephen loves the taste of Bud Light.
07/20/2009
03:57

The Colbert ReportS5
Reverse Racism - Geoffrey Canada

Geoffrey Canada can't find any area where white men are being disproportionately victimized.
07/20/2009
05:14

The Colbert ReportS5
Bob Park

Bob Park doesn't understand why humans need go to space when robots can do a better job.
07/20/2009
02:58

The Colbert ReportS5
Reverse Racism

As a recent black man, Stephen looks forward to hearing President Obama's NAACP speech.
07/20/2009
03:31

The Colbert ReportS5
The Word - A Perfect World

Investigating prisoner abuse will be a political food fight, and that is messier than torture.
07/21/2009
06:44

The Colbert ReportS5
Better Know a Lobby - Acorn

Acorn's chief community organizer, Bertha Lewis, needs to know the number of Stephen's sexual partners for her census form.
07/21/2009
00:16

The Colbert ReportS5
Sign Off - Stephen's Chip

The opinions expressed tonight are exclusively Stephen's -- the chip in his head only makes suggestions.
07/21/2009
00:32

The Colbert ReportS5
Intro - 7/21/09

Stephen will be the mighty oak when he investigates Acorn, and Aaron Carroll believes America should have a single-payer system.
07/21/2009
02:32

The Colbert ReportS5
40th Anniversary of the Moon Landing

To celebrate the 40th anniversary of the moon landing, Stephen re-airs his historic broadcast from July 20, 1969.
07/21/2009
06:16

The Colbert ReportS5
Aaron Carroll

Aaron Carroll believes the single-payer system will cost less, cover everyone and lead to better outcomes.
07/21/2009
03:09

The Colbert ReportS5
Sniper Trifle

The only huge surprise about Dick Cheney having his own secret assassination squad is that it didn't include cannibalism.
07/22/2009
00:35

The Colbert ReportS5
Intro - 7/22/09

The truth behind the CIA's secret assassination squad is revealed, and Chris Anderson talks about a future economy where everything is free.
07/22/2009
06:03

The Colbert ReportS5
Chris Anderson

Chris Anderson explains how it's possible for companies to make money by providing free services.
07/22/2009
04:17

The Colbert ReportS5
Pope Wrist Watch

The best way to spread wrist awareness is by getting a WristStrong bracelet to Pope Benedict XVI.
07/22/2009
03:11

The Colbert ReportS5
Sniper Trifle - Matthew Waxman

Matthew Waxman discusses the legal argument over whether to alert Congress about certain covert action programs.
07/22/2009
02:40

The Colbert ReportS5
The Longest Solar Eclipse of the Century

Xenu returned Asia's sun, but he will devour it again unless India returns America's outsourced jobs and China forgives the national debt.
07/22/2009
00:05

The Colbert ReportS5
Sign Off - Goodnight

That's it for The Report, everybody.
07/22/2009
04:51

The Colbert ReportS5
Zev Chafets

Zev Chafets doesn't have a problem with steroid use in baseball, but he is concerned about its cover-up.
07/23/2009
00:12

The Colbert ReportS5
Sign Off - TiVo

Stephen doesn't want to know how the show ends because he's TiVo'ing it.
07/23/2009
05:45

The Colbert ReportS5
Health Care Hell-Scare - Die-agnosis: Mur-DR

Stephen invites expert victims from Canada, France and Spain to relay their horrible experiences of socialized medicine.
07/23/2009
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