The Colbert Report

Tek Jansen - Beginning's First Dawn: Episode Two

Season 4 • 04/03/2008

Tek Jansen comes into his own.

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Van Jones

Van Jones tells Stephen about green collar jobs that are good for the Earth as well as the economy.
04/01/2008
03:21

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Stephen Wins a Peabody

Stephen wins the Turducken of awards -- the Peabody.
04/02/2008
05:40

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R.E.M.

During the interview, Stephen uses the new R.E.M. album to cover his area.
04/02/2008
00:26

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Intro - 4/2/08

Stephen's advice on traveling this summer: Hint one -- you'll save a lot of money by not tipping.
04/02/2008
06:01

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ThreatDown - Nipples

It's a fine line between a nipple ring and detonation pin on a boob grenade.
04/02/2008
03:24

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The Word - Let The Games Begin

Stephen has a solution to the controversy surrounding the Beijing Olympic Games.
04/03/2008
03:15

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Peabody Credit

Stephen credits Doritos for his success on winning the Peabody award.
04/03/2008
01:48

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Tek Jansen - You Are the Best

Jason Baker performs a live rendering of Tek Jansen's theme song.
04/03/2008
05:41

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Clay Shirky

Clay Shirky encourages the Colbert Nation to do something interesting with Doritos bags.
04/03/2008
00:33

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Intro - 4/3/08

Boycott the Olympics in China? But when else will we get a chance to pole vault over the Great Wall?
04/03/2008
05:13

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Tek Jansen - Beginning's First Dawn: Episode Two

A teenage Tek Jansen grows up fast after joining Alpha Squad.
04/03/2008
05:18

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Trevor Paglen

Trevor Paglen compiled a book of military patches worn by classified or top secret officers.
04/07/2008
02:55

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R.I.P. Charlton Heston

Stephen remembers Charlton Heston -- one of the last great Hollywood stars.
04/07/2008
06:00

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Jesse Ventura

Jesse Ventura has been surfing in Mexico, learning about revolution.
04/07/2008
00:30

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Intro - 4/7/08

Stephen explores the government's black ops program - tomorrow he'll be broadcasting from a Syrian prison.
04/07/2008
04:02

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Democralypse Now - 3am

In a rare moment of solidarity, Obama and McCain have responded to Hillary's ad campaign.
04/07/2008
03:21

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Pope Coming to NYC

Stephen tempts the Pope to come on the show with an iPod, Air Pope shoes and an unbaptized baby.
04/08/2008
06:04

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Children's Drawings

The children in Pennsylvania are so excited about Stephen's visit, they sent him their artwork.
04/08/2008
06:57

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Madeleine Albright

Stephen promises Madeleine Albright a private showing of his portrait at the Smithsonian.
04/08/2008
00:29

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Intro - 4/8/08

More about Stephen's upcoming trip to Philly -- remember, no brotherly glove, no brotherly love.
04/08/2008
02:23

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Wilford Brimley Calls - Donation

Wilford Brimley is working the phones for the McCain campaign and calls Stephen for a donation.
04/08/2008
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