The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Chris Rock Pt. 2

Season 7 • 03/31/2003

Chris Rock's goal as a father is to keep his daughter off the pole.

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Hilary Swank

Despite knowing what happens, Hilary Swank was on the edge of her seat watching her latest film.
03/27/2003
01:22

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Crazy Pot Questions

Jon refuses to answer crazy pot questions from his audience members.
03/27/2003
01:58

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Coalition of the Piddling - Palau

With Palau's help, we can make the Iraqi soldiers listless two generations from now.
03/27/2003
00:11

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Moment of Zen - Celine Sweat

A clip from the CBS presentation of Celine Dion's live Vegas show.
03/27/2003
03:07

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Coalition of the Piddling - Coalition Adorable

Stephen Colbert feels that Ari Fleischer has undersold just how impressive the Coalition of the Willing can be made to sound.
03/27/2003
04:48

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Chris Rock Pt. 1

Chris Rock and Jon talk about the war in Iraq and the European success of Bon Jovi and David Hasselhoff.
03/31/2003
03:37

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Networks of the Battle Stars

Veteran war correspondent Peter Arnett is fired because of comments he made during an interview on Iraqi State Television.
03/31/2003
03:53

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Give War a Chance

Ed Helms wants to find a way to combat the celebrity menace on the war in Iraq.
03/31/2003
00:18

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Moment of Zen - Operation Iraqi Freedom

Fox News broadcasts footage of U.S. missiles attacking Iraq backed with classical music.
03/31/2003
02:53

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Rumsfeld's Threat

The war in Iraq isn't going well, so Donald Rumsfeld holds a press conference to take on Iran and Syria.
03/31/2003
03:10

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Chris Rock Pt. 2

Chris Rock doesn't want his daughter to become a stripper, but her name's not helping.
03/31/2003
00:09

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Moment of Zen - Happy To See Me

On Fox News, Geraldo Rivera asks troops in Iraq if they're happy to see him.
04/01/2003
03:07

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Networks of the Battle Stars - Quality Journalism Wins Out

The entire Iraqi army is glued to Fox News and Geraldo Rivera's reports of his unit's locations and movements.
04/01/2003
07:05

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Anthony Swofford

Anthony Swofford feels that the difference between the current Iraq conflict and the Persian Gulf War is the civilian factor.
04/01/2003
02:30

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Mark Your Calendar - April

Celebrate Feng Shui Awareness Day by improving your chi and make peace with your father by moving your couch.
04/01/2003
02:41

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Cry Me a Rivera

Correspondent Stephen Colbert was both shocked and awed when Geraldo Rivera stuck his head up his own ass.
04/01/2003
02:49

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Intro - What a War Wants

A movie production company removed Amanda Bynes giving the peace sign on a movie poster, so now she can go back to being just an overly sexualized 14-year-old.
04/01/2003
04:52

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Corddry - Hard Core

After watching "The Core," Rob Corddry tries to find out if the Earth's core could really stop spinning.
04/02/2003
05:52

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Kelly Preston

Kelly Preston talks about her new film, "What a Girl Wants," and flying around the world with John Travolta.
04/02/2003
01:15

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Headlines - Feelin' on Yo Duty

R. Kelly wants to support the troops in their cheek-spanking and meat-pounding.
04/02/2003
01:13

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Intro - Jessica Lynch

Jon wonders if it was necessary to interview Jessica Lynch's kindergarten teacher on "Good Morning America."
04/02/2003
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